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Gotta be the Hotshots for me since Trevor Knight is there

The year was 2016. A brilliant new mind joined the CFB ranks. @Phillyfan3's radical approach to offense and commitment to a 2 QB system was poised to change the entire landscape of CFBHC, years before offensive geniuses like Sean McVay and Doug Pederson revolutionized the real life NFL. Phillyfan3 was years ahead of his time. And yet, often when someone is years ahead of their time, they aren't received well. After applying and being rejected for 3 jobs Phillyfan would go on his epic rant stating, "JESUS CHRIST I expect a retracted statement and to be approved." Ultimately he would get his chance, as the Utah State Aggies took a shot on the intriguing candidate. In the days that followed there was mass confusion on the site as Depth Chart-Gate rocked everyone to their core. Bleach Report was able to obtain some of the source documentation from this time. As Phillyfan's struggles continued, many coaches reached out offering a helping hand that was slapped away. Some even attempted to create a depth chart to be copied, but to no avail. As the Utah State football program shutdown continued, the entire nation watched on the edge of their seats. As the days stretched into weeks, patience began to run thin and Phillyfan was ultimately fired, escorted from his office by security, and disappeared into the sunset never to be heard from again. Yes, Phillyfan was gone, but he would never be forgotten. He was inducted into the CFBHC Hall of Infamy, and will forever be chronicled in our memes, remembered for his 2 QB system, and his catchphrase, "interesting..." despite never actually coaching a game. Take my Depth Chart Two years later, CFBHC held an important midterm election. And one of the amendments voted on was the legalization of 2 QB offensive systems. It passed with an overwhelming 83% majority, thus paving the road back to glory for Phillyfan. Once again CFBHC waited on Phillyfan with baited breath. But this time the days turned into weeks which turned into months and years but Phillyfan was not to return. The once forsaken coach was gone for good, never to be seen nor heard from again... OR WAS HE? Flash forward to the 2022 NFL draft. With the 30th pick in the 3rd round the Miami Dolphins selected Steven Gore, QB, from UCLA despite having perennial MVP Brian Brown at QB. Then, early in the season, the Dolphins employed a 2 QB system bringing Steven Gore in to close out games with enough frequency that he was given the nickname, "The Closer." Gore leads the NFL in passer rating among all qualifying QBs* and teammate Brian Brown ranks 3rd. The Dolphins are utilizing a 2 QB system and it is setting the league on fire. No one thought much of it until Bleach Report received an anonymous tip last week that @smckenz3 is actually an alt for @Phillyfan3. As we began to dig into this story we started to question everything we thought we already knew. Bleach Report now strongly suspects that smckenz is indeed the former disgraced coach known as Phillyfan. Not quite convinced? Ask yourself this question: Have you ever seen Phillyfan and smckenz in the same room? *Qualifying QBs must have attempted 10+ passes UPDATE: We reached out to smckenz for an official comment on this breaking story and received this response:

I wish I knew why. I need to go analyze my special teams units. Did Chase have both of them? Lol good game man. Hoping Cruise turns it around for you next year.

We will see. I’ll wager that neither Gase nor Kingsbury will be the HC at those teams in 3 years and will likely never have a winning season.

Good stuff again! For us we need the offense to bounce back in a big way and get rolling again for a tough stretch we have coming up to finish the year. No letdown performance after last week.

Adam Gase to NYJ Horrible hire. Gase did nothing in Miami with a young QB so hire him to take over with a 2nd year QB in New York? What could go wrong. Vic Fangio to DEN DC to head coach is an abnormal move. I like Fangio a lot. But they need a QB and a guy to develop him. So they are going to have to hire an OC and QB Coach very carefully. Freddie Kitchens for CLE A major reach for the Browns. A team that has been horrible for the last decade decided the way to get better was to promote from within? That said, Baker pushed for Kitchens to get the job which has to account for something. Zac Taylor to CIN I have no opinion on him. Didn't even know his name before he got hired. If I'm an offensive position coach that wants a HC job I'm applying for the Rams staff and offering to take 0 pay next season. All you have to do is talk to Sean McVay and you get hired. Matt LaFleur to GB It's sketchy to me when a guy leaves a job to take the exact same job with another team. He moved from OC for the Rams to OC for the Titans and the Titans sucked this year. Hate the hire. Kliff Kingsbury to ARI HAHAHAHAHAHA... Kingsbury has had 1 winning season in his career (7-6 in 2015) and has an overall record as a head coach of 27-35. He was fired from Texas Tech, so naturally he should get hired as an NFL coach. How does a guy with a career 43% win percentage with a pipeline to Texas recruits get hired at the NFL level? And don't forget his arrogance/lack of ability to evaluate talent which led to the subsequent transfer of Heisman Trophy winner Baker Mayfield. Bruce Arians to TB Probably the 2nd best hire out of the group behind Fangio IMO.

That is the million dollar question with no real answers lol

No offense, but the 2 people who voted auburn #1 should be removed from the polling process. They obviously aren’t even looking at the results. I wondered how TCU and Auburn would fall since Auburn beat TCU head to head but has a bad loss. Was hoping i wouldnt fall so far with losing by 4 to a the current number 3 team. But I get it. Hopefully we can go on a winning streak again and move back up.

Base starting skills Offense: 12 Defense: 18 Special Teams: 8 Clock Mgmt: 11 Discipline: 9 Youth Mgmt: 10 CFBHC Career: Kansas State Wildcats (2018-2020), Oklahoma Sooners (2021-Present) NFLHC Career: Miami Dolphins GM (2019), (Washington Redskins Owner/Coach (2022-Present) Achievements: N/A Breakdown: (Off/Def/ST/Clock/Disc./Youth) 2018 Adjustments: +2/+2/-2/0/0/0 Traits after 2018: 12/12/8/10/10/10 2019 Adjustments: +2/+2/0/0/0/-2 Traits after 2019: 14/14/8/10/10/8 2020 Adjustments: 0/+2/0/-1/-1/+2 Traits after 2020: 14/16/8/9/9/10 2021 Adjustments: -2/+2/0/+2/0/0 Traits after 2021: 12/18/8/11/9/10

My reaction when the Cowboys beat a team we lost to with their backup QB...

Really happy to see us bounce back. The OL kept Bowman clean and he played his first game of the season without a turnover! Also so congrats to Johnny Taylor in his first career TD!

Well the defense did exactly what we needed. I thought this game would come down to what Pope did. I never dreamed that White just wouldn’t show up. He has never been under 4 ypc in his career until today.

Good stuff as always (even though you picked against me.) Hopefully we can prove you wrong. If Pope shows well on the big stage I like our chances. If he doesn’t then we will definitley struggle.

I’m biased but I feel really confident about the Eagles game. I don’t think Mitch Trubinski is a very good QB, and even if he was he is playing in his first playoff game against a pretty impressive Eagles pass rush. If the Eagles offensive line can sustain the high level they have played at the last couple weeks they win. Outside of that game I’m most excited to watch the chargers and ravens play mostly Bc I haven’t seen much of Lamar Jackson yet.

Farewell #3 ranking. Next week you will be occupied by someone else