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paperllamasunited last won the day on May 6

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About paperllamasunited

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    Cardboard Alpacas Organised
  • Birthday 10/27/1995

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    Kansas, Michigan, South Dakota State

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  1. Wellllll fuck. The same gameplan that defeated Illinois and nearly beat Penn State, lost to Nebraska. Back to the drawing board. (Bowl god pls halp)
  2. Not to make any more work for you, as I really appreciate these, but is there any chance you track nickel DBs in the future as well/are those too complex to track?
  3. -Eagan, Minnesota It was a day of mixed emotions at Vikings headquarters, as owner paperllamasunited announced to a closed group of the closest team press that he would be taking a step back in the organization, passing general management duties on to current Vikings head coach bellwoodbomb611. A quick interview with the owner on KFAN shed some light on the move. "The goal was never to run the Vikings on my own, I came from an organizational approach in Cleveland and Baltimore, to running a one-man show at first here in Minnesota, and I myself can see the vast differences between my two major roles; rising contender who made the playoffs and drafted a fan favorite in Baltimore, versus a team seemingly on the rapid downswing with moving away a fan favorite here in Minnesota." said llamas on Paul Allen's 9 to Noon radio show. "Upon first meeting coach bellwood, it seemed like an instant mesh between us, and so I'm confident in the direction this organization is going with him at the helm, the philosophies won't change. He overcame the obstacle of never being involved in NFLHC before and having to come in right away as the coach, on a depleted roster that was no fault of his own, and it took a little while to right the ship, but he got it going as the season went on. We've mutually determined that he's better suited in a management role, but now he's got that coaching experience under his belt, which makes him versatile, and that brings a lot of value to this organization. I think this is a move the fans will fully appreciate, the players will appreciate, and it's certainly a move that I appreciate. I'm hoping to have more time to work on media, which I love to create, and be more heavily involved in other aspects of the community." With llamas stepping out of the picture as far as most roster management duties go, some question remains surrounding the coaching situation in Minnesota, as coach bellwood's contract as head coach is set to expire following the conclusion of the 2020 league year. Interested members may inquire about the position by PMing coach bellwood. The Vikings have made coach bellwood and llamas available for open interview.
  4. Apparently I missed this, do I just add my name to the list or am I supposed to submit my info somewhere.
  5. Vardell looked solid again, and we only lost by 3. Maybe we finally figured our team out a bit.
  6. New Quality Loss Resume: My 3 losses are only to 6-1 Michigan State by 4, who lost to 6-1 Michigan 6-1 Penn State by 3, who only lost to 6-1 Pitt 7-0 UCF Best 3-loss team in the nation, #RankIowa
  7. Mikeal!
  8. I don't know how I missed this the first time when i went through and voted, but Darren Manning isn't listed at SS for AFC eligibility
  9. Dear Pollsters, Iowa is now 4-2, with losses to (at this time) undefeateds Michigan State and UCF, and 2 weeks ago we beat the then #4 team Illinois. Now we've taken care of business against Northwestern. Gib poll points pls. Sincerely, your pal llamas.
  10. Don't worry, I beat the #4 team of last week (now 12) and the two teams I've lost to are a combined 11-0 and are now both ranked 13 and 14, and one of the excuses I was given for not receiving a single vote was "there were no other 2-loss teams in the poll." Clemson currently has 69 poll votes and is now a 2 loss team. Someone give me some love
  11. I meant moreso losing by only 4 to a team that was 10-2 at the time but ok
  12. I don't get our team.
  13. I have lost to the 15th and 16th ranked teams who are a combined 10-0. This week I beat then-#4, current #12 Illinois. Not even one vote
  14. Damn, started out flat and just couldn't make the comeback. Road to a bowl just got a bit harder. Gg slinky.
  15. John Garland tore Bowling Green a new one