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paperllamasunited last won the day on May 6

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About paperllamasunited

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  • Birthday 10/27/1995

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    Kansas, Michigan, South Dakota State

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  1. If no one else is interested, id gladly do something like this. (However I think I fall a week or two shy of the 1.5 years rule). If others are interested, by all means, let them do it, though, I love reading all of the content and headlines all of you guys always produce.
  2. Mfw Mikeal isnt even an honorable mention Mikeal Black, IOWA, 20 of 29 for 260 yards, 2 TD, 0 INT Also had 5/38 and a score on the ground.
  3. Just realised neither of my players with picks made the stat sheet
  4. If I did my math right, Mikeal Black finishes his 2020 OOC slate with the following stat line: Mikeal Black, IOWA, 56 of 84 (66.66%) for 719 yards, (8.55yds/att) 5 TD, 1 INT, (155.82 rating) 18 Car, 122 yds, (6.77avg) 2TD. Not too shabby considering we faced UCF, BC, and Oklahoma, and not some Sophos-level cupcake schedule.
  5. I remember watching this on tv instead of doing homework. I was tempted to do my homework instead, the game was so terrible
  6. I would love to be the coach at Kansas, but I don't think I could take it over if storm ever left. It's storms program here, id want to build my own identity. (Plus im pretty sure azul would murder me for taking Kansas, id probably end up like Charlie Weis.) I was hesitant to come to Iowa for the same reason, it's jmjacobs built program, but with the bridge between us that is the 2019 season, the worst period of Iowa football, I knew someone had to rescue them. (And i like being in the Big Ten, and Chad Greenway went to Iowa, and he's my favorite player of all time at any level). I'll probably never leave Iowa unless Storm and Azul have moved on from Kansas, and the future of the program is bleak.
  7. I played a C at OG last year at CMU, it didn't go terribly. He was too good to not have on the field over my other backup guards who probably wouldn't even start in FCS. When I recruit I try to go for bigger OL, avoiding guys who weigh less than 265ish. When drafting OL id like to think of going with the same principle idea, but certain OL (we had decently high grades on Lucas Hopkins, and particularly Russell Benson-Gifford, by the time the draft rolled around, and they are listed at 261 & 260 respectively) can get away with it if I view them as having a better collegiate background or pedigree. I like to play skill over size really, but I view bigger tackles (Arthur Taylor is like 6'8") as right tackles, especially if they are run specialists
  8. Mikeal you beautiful slut, why couldn't you do this last week
  9. 8 sacks and only one guy made the sheet?
  10. The 1st game i finally kinda figured out a gameplan that worked, and I think i led WMU at one point
  11. Nebraska and especially UCLA surprised me
  12. Bowling Green had a decent coach last year in Groobs03. Groobs showed a strong willingness to help on the MAC Statsheet and i honestly thought he would be the MAC Commissioner some day. Then he just randomly stopped helping on the statbook one day, and never returned to the site.
  13. I think Purdue got robbed with only 1 selection, but this is a really strong conference and I think it'd be tough to choose anyone to replace
  14. If we could get statlines for kickers then id be down, since I still want to know if my kickers are being their usual trash selves
  15. None of my college teams have ever had a solid kicker. Also gg ubl, was expecting that to go much worse given you know what