paperllamasunited

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  1. TREAT JOHN GARLAND WILL
  2. COLE-D The Vikings offense comes out stagnant, does defense no favors in Shawn Cole's Minnesota return
  3. TIL, you learn more each day and I am genuinely pleased by learning this fact.
  4. Read this: Christian Haywood, fumble recovery - 7:34 As Christian Barkley recovering a fumble. Given the way the rest of the game went, I wold not have been surprised.
  5. For allowing 5 sacks, and only getting 2 yards per carry, I'm surprised our OL managed a 7.5 OL rating. I was expecting something more in the Stanford range. Also our defense did us no favors, but the ground game didn't seem to work too well against us (2.6 avg). Granted that was all probably garbage time, but still... Teams should only run against us to test if it was too small of a sample size
  6. The Vikings traded league-leading INT man Dennis Niland this offseason, RIP me.
  7. Andrew Davis
  8. Interested in becoming a sexy young intern who answers to llamas? I mean, interested in learning the trades of nflhc? Want to learn how to coach, gm, and scout? Contact Bellwoodbomb about how the Vikings might be a fit for you.

    1. smckenz3

      smckenz3

      @bmlig95 was interested in getting into NFLHC I believe.  

  9. Jesus, I have no idea what's wrong with that horse (I mean maybe it's smushed a bit, Taylor seems like a big dude), but here you can barely rent them for $200, much less buy them for $300.
  10. Shh bb maybe they won't notice
  11. Minnesota Vikings HC bellwoodbomb611 1 year // 3,000,000 $3,000,000 per year
  12. BYRON SUGGS HAS A COACH!!!
  13. Minnesota Vikings at Miami Dolphins at Tennessee Titans vs Sam Francisco 49ers vs Baltimore Ravens
  14. Vikings pls.
  15. DC Mike Zimmer $4,200,000 per year 3 Years
  16. Corey Bolden, 103 yd kickoff return for TD - 14:46 (7-0) COREY BOLDEN, YOU ARE RIDICULOUS
  17. OC Mike Tice $2,000,000 per year 2 Years Like this
  18. DC Mike Zimmer $3,800,000 per year 3 Years Like this
  19. And the Big Ten West has lost: Bingo Soluna jmjacobs (still in Big Ten though) Nimzy
  20. "My name is paperllamasunited, the MAC commissioner, and we're coming to you live from MAC headquarters in Cleveland, Ohio, to bring you the year-end 2019 MAC Awards." "Now, before we get into the individual awards, I'd like to give special recognition to the MAC Champion Ohio Bobcats. Ohio had a great football team, and a great season, and the 'Beasts from the East' ended up cruising on to beat the Toledo 'Best from the West' Rockets in the Championship." "This brings us to our first award. For piloting the Bobcats to the MAC Championship, as voted on by his peers, COACH OF THE YEAR - BEEZNIK, OHIO "Now, despite dropping a few games to Temple and CMU and Ohio, the Toledo Rockets also had a phenomenal year, led in part by their dominant quarterback. OFFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR - QB BENJAMIN HANSON, TOLEDO "Despite not having the greatest record, and shuffling through a few coaches, Bowling Green had a great defense in 2019, a defense that could hang with the rest of the best in the MAC. Some of these guys could end up as future NFLHC first round picks, maybe even as soon as this year. The leader of the Bowling Green defense just so happened to be recognized as the best defender in the MAC - DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR - DE ISAIAH HALL, BOWLING GREEN "Toledo not only got it done offensively, they had great players all around their roster. People often overlook the little things like special teams, but after myself witnessing Central Michigan have to bring in a soccer player to kick field goals midseason, it's easy for me to tell you just how important they are. An afterthought on the Toledo space program, SPECIAL TEAMS PLAYER OF THE YEAR - K NOAH COHEN, TOLEDO "This year we decided that we'd be expanding our awards a little bit. Instead of narrowing one award to be open to only freshmen, we decided to change the award a bit, to help recognize deserving junior college transfers should they be deemed more appropriate for recognition. There were certainly a lot of candidates, including EMU's Giovanni Shaw and Toledo's Gabe Ciamo, who both had outstanding seasons. However, the award could only go to one person, and that person is NEWCOMER OF THE YEAR - QB BENJAMIN HANSON, TOLEDO This concludes the individual award portion, next will be the 1st-Team and 2nd-Team Honors. Blue indicates unanimous 1st-Team selection. 1st-Team All- QB Benjamin Hanson RB Gabriel Shields RB Mamadou Wynn WR Kenneth Harrison WR Josh Whitt TE Amir Nixon OT Toma Pinati OT Marcus Waterman OG Ian Braden OG Edward Galloway C Billy Alailima DE Isaiah Hall DE Rory Bolin DT Patrick Garber DT Dwayne Montgomery OLB Brandon Thomas OLB Nicolas Kowalski ILB Kareem Boykin CB Adam Haywood CB Justin Rouse FS Anthony Davis SS Thomas Gordon K Noah Cohen RET Ahmed Fleming 2nd-Team All- QB Walt Sutherland RB Owen Walton RB Gabe Ciamo WR Aaron Hughes WR Steven Muse TE Nate Linsley OT Benjamin Harris OT Steven Mills OG Alex Westbrook OG James Rogers C D.J. Wilkinson DE Gabriel Beauchamp DE Nazir Tatum-Kimbrough DT Isamaeli Afamasaga DT Shane Horton OLB Jason Wood OLB Donovan Pendleton ILB Shia Reeder CB A'Shawn Ellison CB Sean Taylor FS Donovan Jackson SS John Richardson K Nathaniel Layne RET Mordechai Hutchison At this time we'd also like to congratulate new 2020 MAC Commissioner, WMU's Jieret!
  21. Nothing but respect for you, randye, and I wish you the best going forward... but, ahm... YESSSSSSSSS, DIE, BAMA, DIE. (My IRL dislike of Bama has more to do with this than anything.)
  22. 1. Please list your email address and/or your reddit username at which you can be contacted. /u/paperllamasunited 2. Before continuing, please thoroughly read the coaching course and feel free to ask questions. Confirm that you have read the coaching course by writing "Confirmed" below. Confirmed 3. What team do you want to coach? Iowa 4. Please select two backup teams (in descending order of preference) in case your first choice is unavailable. Stay at CMU, ITT Tech 5. In three or more sentences, tell us a little about yourself. How old are you, what do you do, where are you from, why would you be a good fit here, etc. I'm 21, I'm from central Wisconsin, and I'm currently in security in Madison. I'm a Kansas Jayhawks fan, and I used to be a pretty big Wisconsin fan until I started meeting the people that go there (no offense if any of you go to UW). I'm working on going back to school, but I don't know for what or just where yet. I also like the Minnesota Vikings, maybe more than anything else in my life, and Chad Greenway has been my favorite player, and he went to Iowa. I consider this my final destination when it comes to coaching. I like cats and tolerate dogs. Also peacocks are cool 6. This site can be as time consuming as you want it to be. Weekly duties can be completed in 30 minutes or less, however interacting with your fellow players throughout the week makes it more enjoyable for most people. Approximately, how much free time do you have during a typical week? Well right now, I'm on here like 6-8 hours per day... it might cut down a bit with my new job, but we'll see, it's hard to get rid of you guys. 7. Losing games is an inevitable reality on this site, especially when accepting newer teams. Do you believe you can handle losing? Disappointment is expected, however we have had issues with people freaking out, and even leaving the site because of losing. I have now coached 22 games at the CFB level on this site, and have lost 13 of them. (To be fair I had no idea what I was doing in my first 5 games or so, and it went... tragically). my IRL high school team sucked, I went 8-41 in my only year of HS wrestling (7 of those wins were forfeits), and my IRL semi pro team went 2-8 last year. Also my exgirlfriend left me, and Im still here 18 months later, and I only became a constantly depressed alcoholic from that, so Id say I can handle losing. 8. How did you find out about this site? If recommended by a friend, please post his/her username. Reddit, I found a then-3 month old thread that neovenator250 commented in. I've been here about 13 months now.
  23. when you get a chance hit me up with that sexy Hawkeye
  24. Neither of the teams in the Playoff did very well statistically. Penn State won the turnover battle and turned those into 13 points vs Washington State's assumed 3

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