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  1. [2020] Week #14 - Saturday Afternoon

    GG man! Gotta win next week to get that bowl
  2. Regional Rivalries

    The disrespect to the entire state of Utah
  3. If any NFL folks are looking for an assistant PM me, I want to learn a ton and contribute equally. 

    1. deandean1998
    2. TazerMan


      Get my boy a job

  4. [2020] Week #13 - FNF

    Whew I'm so nervous now, I'm already so happy with how the season has gone but making a bowl would be insane.
  5. [2020] Week #12 - TNF

    Dang this one hurt. What are those punt and kick return numbers, dear lord. But these dope new reports take the sting away, I love them
  6. Weeks 8-11: The Rainforest Cafe Award for Football and Jungle Valor. Sweet jesus, the Mountain West Conference’s Player of the Week award presented by The Rainforest Cafe is back with the fury of a thousand jungle cats. We haven’t seen you since Week 7 which means there’s a lot of catching up to do, so buckle up buttercup this is going to be a bumpy ride. I’m all jacked up on mountain dew and elephant painkillers and the tied-up naked man under my bed is saying that Nico Kaufman is overrated SO HNNNNNNG LET’S GOOO **Please note: Due to lack of time, game images are replaced by stock images that sound vaguely like the player's name. Because this is a very official publication. Week 8: Offensive Nico Cough-Man We return to our award with Nico Kaufman retaining his streak. In Air Force's impressive win at New Mexico, the star quarterback threw 23 of 27 for 309 yards and 3 touchdowns and still has yet to throw a single interception this season. As usual he also supplemented his passing attack with his legs, running 6 times for 50 yards and another touchdown. Defensive Evan Wash Evan Walsh put up some monster numbers in Nevada's victory against San Diego State in Week 8. Not only did he come away with a key interception but he was crushing kids all over the field, racking up 8 tackles. No doubt that Walsh is an important factor in Nevada's late-season dominance. Week 9: Offensive Nico Cough-Man still trying to clear his throat Yet again, our boy Nico Kaufman is the offensive player of the week. And what a week it was for him, throwing 18 of 22 for 299 yards and 3 touchdowns. He probably ran around a bunch too. I don't know, they beat Wyoming so it's like trying to have a bunch of toddlers stop a rampaging grizzly bear. Defensive Tegray Wind-Guard It's the Nevada-Air Force show again this week, with Nevada's Tegray Wingard taking home this week's defensive player of the week award. He took away 2 interceptions in their win against Colorado State, which made all the difference in letting their high-powered offense take over. Wingard also recorded 3 tackles. Nice. Week 10: Offensive Ryan Hairless Nico had a bye week this week so the award had to go elsewhere. He'll totally get it again next week, don't worry. Ryan Harris is a total stud though and has been throwing bullets all across the conference. In a win vs New Mexico, the young Fresno State quarterback went 27 of 45 for 301 yards and 3 touchdowns. Harris is making noise around the nation as he leads Fresno State's dangerous offense. Defensive Daniel Gas-ton (idk) Utah State has their first ever POTW winner in Daniel Gaston, who put came away with 2 big time interceptions in the Aggies' win vs San Jose State. He also recorded two tackles during the away game, and that's about all I'll say because this is a respectable publication without bias. Week 11: Offensive Ryan Hairless does not accept money from Fresno State, certainly not Euros. Well pinch my nips and call me daddy, Ryan Harris has held his spot as offensive player of the week! It's no surprise either with the Madden-on-rookie kind of numbers he had. In their dismantling of UNLV, the Fresno State quarterback threw 31 of 54 for 401 yards, recording a whopping 6 touchdowns while throwing no interceptions. Harris is the very definition of a gunslinger and looks like he'll be taking the conference by storm. Defense Tegray Wind-Guard again. How the hell did I find this. Nevada's Tegray Wingard is again our defensive player of the week. In their monster win against Hawaii, Wingard had another 2 interception game, but this time he managed to run one back to the house for a pick-six. He also improved on his previous award-winning performance by recording 4 tackles, shutting down the usually impressive Hawaii offense. Nevada is downright terrifying now and have a lot of potential for causing heartbreak down the road as they still play undefeated Air Force and a strong Fresno State team. Bing bang boom we're done here. We toned down the product placement for you. Definitely not because of writer's block. This is the dumbest shit I've written yet. Enjoy!
  7. Independents Bowl Outlook

    Wow, has Utah State ever been called someone's toughest game before this? I'm truly honored
  8. Please vote in the MWC Players of the Weeks for 9 through 11 to help me catch up! 


  9. Hey all! Sorry for falling way behind, my new job + post-grad life has been hectic. Help me catch up and vote please! Week 9 Offensive Roman Green, BSU, 20 of 27 for 290 yards, 2 TD, 0 INT David Edmondson, SDSU, 30 of 49 for 308 yards, 3 TD, 1 INT Jordan Godwin, NEV, 20 of 27 for 250 yards, 3 TD, 0 INT Nico Kaufman, AF, 18 of 22 for 299 yards, 3 TD, 0 INT Defensive Angel Palmer, SDSU, 1 Sack, 6 Tackles Tegray Wingard, NEV, 2 INT, 3 Tackles Bobby Oakley, AF, 1 INT, 5 Tackles, 1 TD Week 10 Offensive: Ryan Harris, FRST, 27 of 45 for 301 yards, 3 TD, 0 INT Roman Green, BSU, 6 for -2 yards, 0 TD Jasiah Howard, WY, 16 of 23 for 225 yards, 2 TD, 0 INT Terrence Marshall, FRST, 7 for 99 yards, 1 TD Defensive: Daniel Gaston, UTST, 2 INT, 2 Tackles Phillip Gillis, BSU, 7 Tackles Homer Haines, UNLV, 1 Sack, 4 Tackles Week 11 Offensive: David Edmondson, SDSU, 25 of 45 for 329 yards, 4 TD, 1 INT Ryan Harris, FRST, 31 of 54 for 401 yards, 6 TD, 0 INT Nico Kaufman, AF, 20 of 27 for 293 yards, 2 TD, 0 INT, Nico Kaufman, AF, 6 for 50 yards, 1 TD Xavier Valentine, AF, 25 for 120 yards, 3 TD Roman Green, BSU, 3 for -11 yards, 0 TD Jordan Godwin. NEV, 27 of 39 for 327 yards, 4 TD, 1 INT Defensive: Jeremy McKinney, SDSU, 2 Sacks, 5 Tackles Patrick Cole, UNLV, 9 Tackles Tegray Wingard, NEV, 2 INT, 4 Tackles, 1 TD Jordan Butler, NEV, 1.5 Sacks, 6 Tackles
  10. [2020] Week #11 - FNF

    Shit good question, I really need to get caught up on those
  11. [2020] Week #10 - FNF

    My games are never pretty but dammit I'm winning. GG @rocksaucesundae! I've officially doubled the all time wins for the program, and also gotten the same number of wins this season as the rest of the seasons combined.
  12. I am return 

  13. Going to be MIA for a week on a cruise. Laters on the menjay 

    1. gigemags11



  14. Werewolf Mafia 2.0 Thread

    Damn y'all I'm at work all day and I get back from dinner and I'm getting led to the gallows. Who knew just leveling with everyone why I haven't been helping would get me killed. There's not much I can say at this point but in my experience playing werewolf and secret hitler irl, usually the people who try to manipulate the first kill to change the balance of power can't be trusted. It's easy to pick someone who has no prior evidence to place them on either side and convince people to kill them. I wasn't around to state my case but Imposter called me out pretty quick when it started to look like another no lynch was happening. And if they couldn't get a kill the first night or a tricky kill the first day, they'd definitely want to sneak in a village kill now. But those are just the thoughts of a man on death row. Lynch ImposterCauster.
  15. Werewolf Mafia 2.0 Thread

    Welp apparently I missed the entire first day. But after reading through and catching up it looks like I actually missed nothing.