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  1. Maybe start with the best G5 school and work your way up
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    [2022] Imposter's Bowl Projections: Post-Week 15

    All for it, this would be a blast
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    [2022] Week #15 - Saturday Afternoon

    Wait jk I’m going to the Big Ten
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    Giza, Egypt

    Giza, Eygpt Saturday, February 16 8:20 pm A warm breeze sweeps across the desert, abrasive but comforting. The hot sand moves under his feet in a constant state of change and flux. The man is there, conflicted and ponderous. Coach ZackTyzywz stands there, looking for answers by observing what everyone goes to Giza to see- The enormous mountains of trash that dot the region. Coach ZackTyzwyz, a coach of legend with an outstanding resume and even better biceps, has a decision to make. After turning around Utah State and leading them to the promised land (7 wins), the University of Maryland alum took over a stacked Oklahoma State team and led them to their first Big XII championship game (they lost). After picking up stud running back Amral Brown, ZackTyzwyz’s Cowboys have been on the warpath again, looking to clinch another championship game appearance. But now he’s back in the spotlight, and this time it’s not related to his alleged affair with what he thought was Oregon coach Bingo’s wife, but just ended up being several ducks in lingerie. Maryland Coach TheSam has fled College Park to seek exile in Montana, incorrectly assuming that he can’t be charged for war crimes in the mountain state. ZackTyzywz gazes upon the incredible heaps of garbage, wondering if the vacancy at the head of his beloved Terps is where he belongs. Then he realizes. The trash mountains, like all things worth traveling halfway across the world to stare at, are a metaphor. Slipping off his Rolex Daytona, he tosses it on top of a nearby pile of garbage. The Daytona, a perfect piece of engineering in timekeeping, sits atop the pile, gleaming in the hot sun like a jewel pulled out of the Nile. And what would obvious future Hall of Famer ZackTyzwyz’s coaching be more like if he moved to the Big Ten than a perfect piece of coaching on top of the garbage pile that is that conference. A warm breeze sweeps across the desert, abrasive but comforting. The coach takes a deep breath and whispers into the wind: “Large dozen 4ever”.
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    [2022] Week 15 MWC Game of the Week

    Times are changing.
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    [2022] Week #14 - Saturday Afternoon

    Man way closer than I was expecting, great great game @Swipet! Your defense really came to play. Really need to finish this season strong
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    [2022] Around the FCS: Week 13 Recap

    Man NDSU is rolling. I wonder if they're due for an upset in the conference. Should be a great game when they play North Dakota.
  9. Shit yeah that's what I meant, I got myself all confused.
  10. If they graduate HS in spring 2023 that means they start playing in college in fall 2024 so you would recruit them during the 2023 cycle though
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    [2022] Week #13 - MNF

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    [2022] Week 12 Coaches Poll

    Good poll
  13. Richard Chomper of Moonshine Madness Magazine here, With the relative lack of talent in-state at West Virginia, are there any specific states you plan on building up a base in for getting recruits to buy into traveling to Marshall?
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    [2022] Week #12 - Saturday Afternoon

    Phew, it was tied going into the 4th quarter. I think all of Stillwater was thinking oh god not again. Glad Amral is a god and shouldering the lord, because it seems like Ian Baldwin has been fighting off the flu or something the last month. He just hasn’t been playing as efficiently as he usually does and I haven’t really changed anything in the gameplan. Anyways, GG Storm! Glad I could regift the Large Dozen Welcome present you gave me my first game in the conference.
  15. Base starting skills Offense: 11 Defense: 11 Special Teams: 9 Clock Mgmt: 9 Discipline: 10 Youth Mgmt: 12 CFBHC Career: Utah State (2020-2021), Oklahoma State Cowboys (2021-Present) Breakdown: (Off/Def/ST/Clock/Disc./Youth) 2020 Adjustments: +1/+1/-1/-1/0/+2 Traits after 2020: 11/11/9/9/10/12 2021 Adjustments: +1/+1/-1/0/-1/+2 Traits after 2020: 12/12/8/9/9/14
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    [2022] CFBHC's most bleachable skill players

    I still love you
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    Analyzing the NDSU Offense

    Is this Ian Baldwin's long lost Russian brother?
  18. Wow 4 of the top 5 in receptions are tight ends. That's pretty nuts.
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    [2022] Los Angeles Ram's Hire New Scout

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    [2022] Los Angeles Ram's Hire New Scout

    Well if you want to try to pick up where I left off before being fired without notice, here's my hard work https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BdArWMa6BqYsJ-iGdQMdPPb4X4WJlZaoJWWtNtoiL-E/edit?usp=sharing
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    [2022] Imposter's Bowl Projections: Post-Week 11

    I think I'm supposed to say eat shit Pitt
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    [2022] Week #11 - Saturday Afternoon

    Man Baldwin has been unusually inefficient lately. Really tanking his absurd completion percentage. At least Amral is reliable and had a monster game today. GG ape, you’ll have your boys scary in no time.