Today I am drunkenly announcing my firing as head coach of the team. After a disastrous training camp in which I injured almost the whole team after forcing them to lift weights for hours on end, I have decided to bring a new head coach on board. I am pleased to announce @Kremit as the new head coach of the Arizona Cardinals. He has been immensely successful in college ( I have a very nice 0-2 record against him) and I am excited to see how he leads the Chirpy Birds on the field. I look forward to having more time to enjoy life as an owner, which may or may not include filling a swimming pool with PBR and hanging out with Greg Bierra.
I will open the floor to any questions that you may have for @Kremit or myself.