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  1. Edition #3 Jan 1901 Man Flies “Aeroplane” in Uruguay! An outstanding invention has turned up in Urugentina as the Gomez Brothers have invented an aeroplane powered by an engine that has sustained flight. The amazing invention has people all over the world praising the Gomez Brothers and frantically working to replicate their work. Urugentina now certainly has superiority in the aeroplane industry. Attempted Kidnapping Spoils Spirit of World Conference of Nations An air of cooperation was spoiled at the World Conference of Nations in Montevideo. Leaders from many of the nations of the world gathered to discuss multiple topics, including the current situation in Ghana. The group was not able to do anything for Ghana as the representatives were indecisive. The Urugentian representatives proposed a World Currency which had some support but will be needed to be brought up in individual capitals. Other minor issues included the rights to free exploration and some representatives wanted to discuss the militarization of the skies. All of this good work however went out the window when the representative from the GDJ was a victim of attempted kidnapping. Three men were captured by local authorities and identified as citizens of FAT. It remains to be seen what will happen to them and to future WCoN Meetings as a 2nd WCoN was proposed at the conclusion of the meeting. Delta Republic Sweeps Olympics Sending athletes for every event, the Delta Republic was by far the most prepared nation for the 1900 Olympics in Paris. They took Gold in all the events that occurred this year. Organizers are looking to decouple this event from the World's Fair in the future but it drew massive crowds from the Fair. Iberico and LION Unveil “Radar” at World's Fair End A novel device has been unveiled by Iberico and LION called “Radar”. Using radio waves to bounce off objects it is able to detect the distance between objects. Reportedly this will be used to detect ships coming into harbors and hopes to stop avoidable accidents. Urugentian’s Unveil Mechanical Air Cooling Device Researchers in Urugentina have unveiled a new device to cool the air indoors called an “Air Conditioner.” This device is in its infancy but will help to moderate hot climates or help in the summer months across the world. McKinley Wins Election Despite Militias Rising Up William McKinley has won another term as President of the United States of America. The President defeated William Jennings Bryan despite many local militias rising up in Indiana, Michigan and Ohio demanding reforms. McKinley has pledged to keep all the current states in the Union. Seen as a large victory, voters in Minnesota and Wisconsin both voted down referendums to leave the Union as well. Unsurprisingly, the people that bothered to vote in the states that are associating with the AssFat voted overwhelmingly for the McKinley Ticket after their government endorsed it. Boxer’s Agree to Truce with ASA Citizens, Continue Fighting, Intensified in Manchuria The Boxers leadership has agreed to stop targeting citizens from the ASA but do not recognize their claims in China and have made it known they will not stand for further aggression in China. The Boxers acknowledge the losses on their Western frontier to the Great Horde but will not retaliate as they feel a kindred spirit towards the Great Horde. Illustrating their point is their counter offensive against RUSS troops encroaching in Manchuria where they routed an invasion force. The Boxer’s are close to gaining full control over the nation and are very hostile to all outsiders that they feel are ruining their lands. Brewing Suez Crisis? Multiple nations have made overtures to the former British Colony of Egypt, which has gained independence with the takeover of Britain by the Union of The Britons, to join the Ottoman Sultanate. These all were rebuffed by the Egyptians however who wish to remain independent and control the Suez Canal for themselves. Many observers are worried that this rejection will lead to bloodshed as it is reported that the Ottoman’s have started a “Foreign Corps” that has bolstered both their navy and army. The Suez Canal is one of the most important pieces of infrastructure in the world and as of now it remains open for trade. If it closes the world economy could plunge towards a depression. Many are calling on the Union of The Britons to take action but their calls are unanswered as of now. GOLD! Alayska Flooded with Immigrants A substantial amount of gold has been discovered in Alayska near Nome. The nation has been flooded with immigrants seeking fortune. Potential citizenship also was a draw for some but mostly the GOLD. This has given the Alayskan economy a big boost. In addition to the Gold the Alayskan government has announced the discovery of Continuous Tracks for vehicles which should help to tame their rough nation a bit. Ghana Rebels Emerge, Remain Under Imperium Rebel bands are now roving the countryside in Ghana as they resist Imperium rule. The nation remains very much under Imperium but Fmr. President Buhto’s plea at the WCoN has inspired many to rise up against the Imperium government. Imperium officials are working to integrate the broader region with religion, making Vodun the official religion of the state and sending missionaries to the surrounding areas to try and convert them. Large Shipping Accident in Iberico Waters A large ship has exploded killing all 100 crew members off the coast of Barcelona in Iberico. It is unknown why the ship exploded but Ibericans are weeping for the lives of the poor souls that were lost. Mexico Sells Baja California to Kingdom of Lili Seeking to expand their nation, the Kingdom of Lili has bought Baja California from Mexico. The Mexican government was looking to get rid of Baja California since it became cut off from the rest of the nation (separated by GDJ). The Kingdom of Lili paid a hefty sum for the land and it’s unknown if they will recover economically right away but the land area has expanded greatly for the Kingdom with the acquisition. Ozzy Colonizers REJECTED Colonizers from OZZY have been murdered in Botswana. Attempting to make a peaceful acquisition quickly turned bloody as they were quickly murdered upon crossing the border. Other colonizers in Namibia were kicked out of the nation and returned to South Africa. Kingdom of LiLi, LION Broadcasts Voices Over Radio Building upon Mr. Marconi’s inventions, the Kingdom of Lili, have successfully transmitted sound over radio waves. This breakthrough has been widely sought after and will improve the lives of many on the island nation. This will certainly bring great interest to the isolated nation. It’s reported that LION scientists have also broadcast voice over the radio. The Pacific Rim has become the hotbed of radio advancement and both island nations will benefit from this. Urugentian Antarctica Expedition Feared Dead A brave crew of explorers searching around Antarctica from Urugentina are all feared dead. They were supposed to send one of the ships back for supplies before the end of the year but it has not returned to port yet. Marconi Visits Delta Republic, Establishes New Business Venture Italian radio pioneer Gugliemo Marconi has visited the Delta Republic’s Universities and created brand new radio technical programs at them all as a great benefit to the nation's education. Mr. Marconi has also established a new business venture in the Delta Republic that is expected to be lucrative moving forward. No Progress on Panama Canal GDJ Engineers have arrived in Panama to resume the Panama Canal but have run into multiple issues that have hampered their progress on the canal. It’s unknown how long this will continue. Still NO Gold in Amazon FAT explorers have not found any gold in the heart of the Amazon to the continued detriment of the nation's economy. The GDJ withdrew from the venture after 6 months. Borat Tour of World Starts Borat, a man that the Great Horde has many hopes for has started his tour across the world in the Middle East and Europe. He plans to head across to the North American continent in 1901. Thailand Joins LION, Cambodia and Malaysia Form Anti-LION Union The nation of Thailand has decided to join LION and IPPPC. This will add to the already expansive Pacific nation. However it’s reported that Cambodia and Malaysia have rejected LION and formed their own Anti-LION Union, calling for LION to stop their expansion. Rio Grande do Sul to hold Referendum The Brazillian state of Rio Grande do Sul is going to hold a referendum in 6 months to see if they will join Urugentina or continue to be Brazillians. ASA Opens “Red Light District” The ASA has opened a “Red Light District”. You know what that means ;). Many men from around the world are flocking there for pleasure trips. AssFAT Resarchers Dig Up Ancient Beast Digging in the Bad Lands has revealed many ancient beasts that assFAT researchers are still studying at great length. Stat Changes Alyaska: +.5 ECON, +.4 Tech ASA: +.6 Econ, -.3 Health assFAT: +.4ED Delta: +.7 ED, +.1 Infra EPCOT: +.4 ECON FAT: -.1 ECON, +.2 Sea MP Hindustan: +.1 ED, +.1 ECON Horde: +.6 Econ, +.2 Health Iberico: +.2 Tech, +.3 Infra, +.1 Health Imperium: +.3 Land MP LiLi: -.2 Econ, +.3 Tech LION: +.5 Tech, +.2 Infra, +.2 Health Ottoman: +.3 Land MP, +.6 Sea MP RUSS: +.1 Infra URU: +.9 Tech
  2. Update #2 July 1900 WAR, Imperium du Dahomey Invades and Overtakes Ghana The Imperium du Dahomey has launched a successful invasion of Ghana. Imperium battalions and Navy overran their neighbors and pushed their forces all the way to the border with the Ivory Coast. Many locals are cheering the decision and welcomed the troops with open arms and assistance. Ghana is suing for peace but there are reports that the Imperium may not be done with their territorial conquests. Pope Visits Iberico, Praises Contraceptive Law Making a routine visit to his loyal followers Pope Leo XIII praised the newly passed law in Iberico that bans the sale of contraceptives. Pope Leo XII hopes that other Catholics will follow suit and ban the sale of contraceptives like Iberico has. (Iberico will receive a population bonus at year end) IPPPC Announced The Indian-Pacific Peace and Prosperity Coalition (IPPPC) was announced today. This coalition includes 6 nations and will provide multiple benefits for the involved nations. The biggest immediate benefit was the dropping of tariffs among the member states: L.I.O.N, Asiatic State Alliance, Aussieland, Kingdom of Lili, Hindustan and Iberico Madagascar and South Africa Join Aussieland Citing the benefits of IPPPC and the protection that Aussieland’s navy can provide, the island of Madagascar and the people of South Africa have signed a treaty joining the nation. Some local bands of militia have risen up but no major organizational efforts are being undertaken at this point. Great Horde Intervenes in China, Takes Land by Force Claiming the land as their divine right, The Great Horde has advanced into Western China. The nation is still in the throes of revolution as the Boxers still are fighting to control the nation. The Great Horde was met with some resistance from local fighters. They risk involvement in the revolution if they move further East than where their advance has stopped. Panama Absorbed By GDJ, Canal Resumes Construction Finding a suitor for their pleas, Panama has agreed to join the nation of Guerreros del Jardin. This is a strategic and diplomatic victory for GDJ as it will give them control of the Panama Canal when completed and access to a route to the Atlantic. Fat, GDJ Expedition Unsuccessful So Far A joint expedition by the Florida Alliance of Tribes and Guerreros del Jardin has turned into a wild goose chase as they were not able to find any gold so far. The cost has hurt both nations' economies and it will be seen if they decide to continue the venture or cut their losses before too much damage is done. Urugentina Proposes First World Congress of Nations A World Congress of Nations was proposed by Oriental Empire of Urugentina to take place in Montevideo. No particular issues were brought to the forefront but it’s widely known that the Urugentinans were against exploitation of the Amazon’s natural resources by FAT and GDJ. Paris Expo Continues, Olympic Games Announced The Paris Exposition has begun to large crowds. EPCOT unveiled the world's first commercially available tractor. Imperium du Dahomey brought their tattooist guild to exhibit their art. LION brought wonderful agricultural exhibitions. AssFat unvield their new patented assembly line process. Officials for the Expo announced that the Olympic games will take place at the Expo starting in August and running until the end of the expo in October. Rumor has it that the Delta Republic has a headstart on training athletes for this competition. Canada Invests in Alyaska The Canadian government has made investments in their western neighbor Alyaska. The Canadians hope that their investment shows their commitment to a conflict free continent. Hindustan Revamps University System Hindustan has made a commitment to revamping their country's university system. All universities will be organized under the Hindustan Institute of Technology (HIT) umbrella. What kind of developments come from this is unknown but it’s a promising sign for the nation. AssFat Makes Breeding Progress In an attempt to regenerate the bison herd numbers in their territory researchers at the Dakota School of Sciences- Sioux Falls have successfully integrated cattle DNA to increase the resiliency in the bison, a huge breakthrough for AssFat and science. Disney to Open “Parks” Worldwide In multiple agreements EPCOT has agreed to open what they are calling “theme parks” in many nations all over the globe. An undercover investigation into the construction has found that EPCOT might not be on the complete up and up with their intentions and the business agreements might be more than they seem. Greenland, Iceland Reject FAT The islands of Greenland and Iceland have both vehemently rejected FAT’s proposal to join the nation. It is unknown how FAT will react to the news. When asked why they voted no an Icelander was quoted as “FAT destroyed all their schools. We don’t want to be idiots.” Boxers Continue Rebellion, Gain Ground The Boxers have continued their rebellion and look poised to overtake the Eastern portion of the Chinese nation. It’s unknown if they can be stopped at this point. Aussieland Film Industry Booms In hopes of boosting their economy and culture, Aussieland officials have invested into the film industry. This investment has paid dividends as many potential filmmakers have relocated to Sydney and have created multiple studios. The first films are expected by years end Stat Changes Assfat: +.6 Ed, +.2 Tech, +.4 Econ EPCOT: +1.1 Econ Kingdom of LiLi: +.1 Econ Delta Republic: +.1 Sea MP Imperium du Dahomey: +.2 Infra Union of the Britons: +.4 Infra, +.3 Sea MP FAT: -.4 Ed, -.1 ECON, +.3 Sea MP LION: +.6 Econ RUSS: +.6 ECON, +.5 Land MP OZZY: +.9 ECON Iberico: +1 ECON, +.2 Sea MP GDJ: -.1 Econ Ottomans: +.3 Land MP, +.2 Sea MP Alyaska: +.1 Econ ASA: +.3 ECON, +.4 Health Hindustan: +.1 Ed, +.2 ECON, +.3 Health
  3. I’m closing Sign Ups now. Anyone is welcome to come observe but with 19 nations rn and working out the rule set this is larger than expected already. So sorry Nemo and Dean who expressed interest.
  4. Stats: Economy (1-10): 4.5 Education (1-10): 3.0 Military Power Overall (1-10): 4.5 Land Power (1-10): 4.0 Sea Power (1-10): 4.0 Air Power (1-10): 1.0 Technology (1-10): 2.5 Health (1-10): 3.5 Infrastructure (1-10): 4.0 Population: 63,687,000
  5. Stats: Economy (1-10): 2.5 Education (1-10): 3.0 Military Power Overall (1-10): 3..5 Land Power (1-10): 3.5 Sea Power (1-10): 2.0 Air Power (1-10): 1.0 Technology (1-10): 3.5 Health (1-10): 3.0 Infrastructure (1-10): 4.0 Population: 294,000,000
  6. @nemolee.exe please see post above yours. The land you've claimed is occupied.
  7. Asiatic State Alliance Founded: 1869 Form of Government: Empire with local district heads Leader: Emperor Lu Bu Emperor Lu Bu, said to be a direct descendant of the famed warlord of the Han Dynasty, has done what his ancestors have wanted to do for centuries and conquered a swath of East Asia. With his vast cavalry and maritime prowess, he has managed to unite the islands of Japan and Taiwan, and even extended his reach to the present-day northern mariana islands. The northern areas of Philippines are also his and he holds dominance over the east china sea.(edited) As a major power in Asia, he seeks to continue his influence into the Western world. Stats to come later
  8. Stats: Economy (1-10): 3.5 Education (1-10): 1.5 Military Power Overall (1-10): 3.5 Land Power (1-10): 2.0 Sea Power (1-10): 3.5 Air Power (1-10): 1.0 Technology (1-10): 3.0 Health (1-10): 3.5 Infrastructure (1-10): 2.5 Population: 1,313,230
  9. Stats: Economy (1-10): 3.5 Education (1-10): 3.5 Military Power Overall (1-10): 2.0 Land Power (1-10): 2.0 Sea Power (1-10): 2.0 Air Power (1-10): 1.0 Technology (1-10): 2.5 Health (1-10): 5.0 Infrastructure (1-10): 4.0 Population:32,016,300
  10. Current Map thanks to @HAFFnHAFF. Any white areas are still open unclaimed for new nations. Any unclaimed lands will still be populated by people assumed in their 1900 states (if colonies at time assume they are 2020 nations for ease)
  11. Last Call for signups if you want to be involved before Turn One is processed. Please post by the end of today so I can get you processed and on the discord.
  12. Putting out a Last Call for applications for Before The Wars Nation RP. Please Submit by tonight if interested at joining from turn one.



    1. nemolee.exe


      I would join! Give me a sec.

  13. Stats: Economy (1-10): 4.0 Education (1-10): 1.5 Military Power Overall (1-10): 2.0 Land Power (1-10): 2.0 Sea Power (1-10): 2.0 Air Power (1-10): 1.0 Technology (1-10): 3.0 Health (1-10): 3.5 Infrastructure (1-10): 4.5 Population: 3,304,500
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