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    San Jose State Spartans (Now and Forever)

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  1. SAN JOSE, CA -- Rumors are circulating that embattled first-year coach @redeye4 may be eyeing a move from the furthest end of Silicon Valley. The coach was recently spotted in a conference with the school president and board of directors. Only one recording, made by a student waiting to pitch his 'sick startup idea that'll be the Uber of Crooting,' is available. It reveals a particularly heated exchange audible from the lobby, as transcribed below: Board Member #1: "[sighing]... enough about that, we can talk about your training habits later. We need to have a talk about your coaching strategy. I understand that you wanted to run Vertical Offense, but why on earth would you choose Slightly More Pass on top of that? It was already a bit too pass-heavy for our comfort." redeye4: "Well to be honest, I'm not sure that you understand the situation we have on the ground. When I came in we had a OL and TEs meant for some outside runs, but we don't have any starpower at RB and we have one (1) fullback... a Fr 2/2.5 [Pass Blocking], no less. We tried the run - " Board Member #2: [interrupting] "Look, you need to figure out how to bring balance to this team. You were called 'one-dimensional' by the Colorado State coach, that's not a great look on us. And podcasts are saying that we should have been beaten down even MORE by SDSU. AND, on top of all that, I think we all agree that this year's round of croots are underwhelming to say the least." redeye4: "I'll admit I could have been quicker to adapt our tactics, but when I came in you were handing out offers to 2s and 2.5s like they were Stefon Diggs. I'm not sure what you expected from me at that point. How did we even get C Nick Vaikauskas, the kid is a 5/5 true Junior. He should be playing out east! I honestly feel a little bad for him. Y'all brought me in mid-season; I saw a receiver corps, OL, and QB that work for vertical so that's what I played!" Board Member #2: "[incredulous] You ran the ball once against New Mexico! You made Travis throw 68 passes in one goddamn game! Why the [expletive removed] do you think his arm made a popping sound every throw for the next two weeks? I bet we could go down the street and get Google to make a bot AI better than you!" [audible gasping] redeye4: "... you don't mean that." Board Member #2: "You know what, the only game we won this season was while you weren't here. So yeah, you know what, I think I mean it." At this point the coach leaves the room and the recording ends. Insiders report that the coach was recently overheard saying "... this school will never be THE Sparty..." while ordering ice cream from the local Salt & Straw. This news is surprising as he has previously expressed his pleasure with the Mountain West Conference as a whole. There haven't been any formal announcements, but sources indicate that redeye4 may be eyeing Tulsa. When looking at the Job Market he is reported to have said "I can't believe FAU and Southern Miss have graduation rates below 50%, that's so sad. But look at Tulsa... quality education, good looks, and VERY well-endowed." We may be seeing this coach attempt to move from the sunny South Bay to Tornado Alley, a stormy destination that may be milder than the current conditions at the San Jose State coaching office. Further updates will be posted when an official announcement is released. Posted January 17th
  2. @DarthJarJar @Ahven D'Gale I heard some people mention that even though you can't drop recruits right now, you are able to drop some recruits during JuCo recruiting which is what I was banking on; is that not true?
  3. Yeah yeah I definitely messed up haha, I thought that I'd be able to drop the AI's picks later on... so FYI for everyone: I'll be dropping all of the better recruits I was focused on (since I can't sign them anyways, inspiral2 hasn't responded to my request to drop them lol), go ahead and try to claim them. Gonna have to play some serious 4D chess for JuCo crootin to salvage this year
  4. @Azul oof gg, running circles around my OL
  5. redeye4

    redeye4

    @TheSam fear the turtle lol, @tsweezy is also out here @cultur3 I'll have you know that my mother says I am cool
  6. redeye4

    redeye4

    1. Please list your email address and/or your reddit username at which you can be contacted. You can reach me at defoffref@gmail.com 2. Before continuing, please thoroughly read the coaching course and feel free to ask questions. Confirm that you have read the coaching course by writing "Confirmed" below. Confirmed. 3. What team do you want to coach? Stanford Cardinals 4. Please select two backup teams (in descending order of preference) in case your first choice is unavailable. Currently coaching San Jose State Spartans, fine with keeping them (the better Sparty). 5. In three or more sentences, tell us a little about yourself. How old are you, what do you do, where are you from, why would you be a good fit here, etc. Recently finished graduate school at Stanford, which is why I'm hoping to take over there! I'm currently located near Washington D.C. and went to University of Maryland for undergrad, so I'm all about getting ranked and then losing it immediately. I have a good sense of humor and will keep things entertaining, and I am a fine winner or loser (won't get mad and won't really taunt except if there is banter). 6. This site can be as time consuming as you want it to be. Weekly duties can be completed in 30 minutes or less, however interacting with your fellow players throughout the week makes it more enjoyable for most people. Approximately, how much free time do you have during a typical week? Typically a few hours a week. But for croots, infinite amount of time. I did show up as inactive for recruiting for last week, but that's because the AI filled my cap before I joined so I couldn't recruit anyone else. 7. Losing games is an inevitable reality on this site, especially when accepting newer teams. Do you believe you can handle losing? Disappointment is expected, however we have had issues with people freaking out, and even leaving the site because of losing. It's all part of the experience. Plus, a good loss can be pretty exciting in its own way (definitely prefer to win, though). 8. How did you find out about this site? If recommended by a friend, please post his/her username. Through reddit originally, have been on this site for a few weeks now.
  7. @inspiral2 is there a way for me to drop all of the 2/2.5 star recruits that San Jose State signed a few weeks back? The AI put points on them before I joined and now I'm at my cap limit
  8. redeye4

    [2023] Week #10 - FNF

    @tsweezy Always arm day, never leg day
  9. @DarthJarJar I think you need to give Santiago Rosa some playing time at Right OLB, just bench whoever is currently playing there kthxbai
  10. This years crop'o croots is the stepping stone to becoming the only Sparty that matters. You heard it here first
  11. @Azul don't make me laugh so much at work, I'm getting weird looks I thought the mediocre city section was going to be peak, but "ready to be Rammed®" had me dead. I wasn't mentally prepared for this
  12. Hello, I've been approved for San Jose State Spartans in Mountain west conference. Thanks!
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