serwendel

Cowboys are ready

Congrats to Justin Campbell and Travis Chatman for making the first team All-Pro yet again! Especially since they're two of the oldest players in the league...

So difficult. Someone please take Vandy

First off, I know that corn is an incredibly divisive topic in B1G country, but Michigan sweet corn is definitely the best, suck it nerds. As for my rankings off the top of my head: 1. @FlutieFlakes - because what are Flutie Flakes if not CORN flakes 2. @fever_ful - Flair indicates that he's probably the B1Gest KoЯn fan. 3. @SlinkyJr - Probably the corniest in this cornference. 4. @caesari - Corn bois gonna corn 5. @wrigleyfan - See above

Post 2023 with job change leads to -2 overall: Offense: 16 Defense: 17 Special Teams: 11 Clock Mgmt: 14 (-2) = 12 Discipline: 12 Youth Mgmt: 11 CFBHC Career: Vanderbilt Commodores (2014-2023), Michigan Wolverines (2024-Present) NFLHC Career: Unchanged Feats: Unchanged

Most of Michigan's roster is exciting to coach in some way or another. I'm particularly looking forward to coaching Nick Rowland, and Victor Austin as I haven't yet had the opportunity to coach truly special talents at RB or CB. As for Vanderbilt, I am sad to leave behind the entire team, and would once again like to apologize for the abrupt nature of my departure. I will especially miss Tyler Mackey, who is just coming into his own at QB, Robaire Chavis, who will be one of the best DEs in Vanderbilt history, and Terrell Terry who will be a great safety not only for Vandy, but also in the NFLHC. I would also like to take this opportunity to encourage any coach looking for a new opportunity to look at Vanderbilt. The team has many fine players, along with a great class of incoming freshman, and is positioned well to compete in the SEC East for the next few seasons.

The first season, like all first seasons, is a learning process. It would be unfair to the team to create a set of concrete expectations to live up to before our first practices together. However, Michigan is a great program, and I'd like to continue coach jmjacobs' success both against our rivals and in the Big Ten itself.

Michigan please.

Ann Arbor, MI I would like to announce that I have accepted the job to work at the University of Michigan as the next head football coach. I would like to thank our previous coaches Sophos and jmjacobs for making this program the powerhouse that it is today. The University of Michigan holds a special place in my heart as my alma mater, and I only hope that I can live up to their legacy, and fulfill the fans' expectations. Go Blue! The floor is open to any questions you might have.

Even after I won a Super Bowl with the only good Ohio State QB? Bring it.

1. Please list your email address and/or your reddit username at which you can be contacted. tptwin@gmail.com 2. Before continuing, please thoroughly read the coaching course and feel free to ask questions. Confirm that you have read the coaching course by writing "Confirmed" below. Confirmed 3. What team do you want to coach? Michigan Wolverines 4. Please select two backup teams (in descending order of preference) in case your first choice is unavailable. Stay at Vanderbilt 5. In three or more sentences, tell us a little about yourself. How old are you, what do you do, where are you from, why would you be a good fit here, etc. Michigan alumnus still living in Southeast Michigan. I still try to make it to a couple of games a season. I've been around here since the 2014 season, coaching Vanderbilt and running the Cowboys. 6. This site can be as time consuming as you want it to be. Weekly duties can be completed in 30 minutes or less, however interacting with your fellow players throughout the week makes it more enjoyable for most people. Approximately, how much free time do you have during a typical week? Enough to keep up with the site. 7. Losing games is an inevitable reality on this site, especially when accepting newer teams. Do you believe you can handle losing? Disappointment is expected, however we have had issues with people freaking out, and even leaving the site because of losing. Both Vanderbilt and the Cowboys were the worst teams in their respective sims, so yeah I'm pretty used to losing here. 8. How did you find out about this site? If recommended by a friend, please post his/her username. A reddit post by neo I think?

-Nashville, TN In a stunning press conference following the Vanderbilt Commodores' loss in the Music City Bowl, head coach serwendel announced his resignation. During serwendel's 10 year tenure at the helm, the previously hapless Commodores went 60-65, and produced several first round draft picks, including Bednarik award winner David Pennington. Vanderbilt players reacted with shock and disappointment at serwendel's departure, although rumor has it that the coach tried to quell any discontent by quoting the Irish poet Pakenham Beatty when talking to the team after the game. Serwendel might be out of the coaching game for now, but it appears that a new job might be around the corner, although serwendel refused to comment on the matter.

Well I don’t think that we need to speak about this game ever again. Good game @Jamzz

Unfortunately I haven’t hit the threshold to activate miracle adjustments yet. I feel like picking it was a net benefit though, it made me way more comfortable taking risks while game-planning.

Couldn't pull off the comeback. Good game Niners, and good luck next week!