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talk to the record hater (riley pls)

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USC is looking to go 11-0 against Colorado this week. In the all-time series, the Trojans were outscoring the Buffaloes 284-100, where I only won a close 28-27 clash against @llamas at home, making it now 312-127 all-time. Still over doubling their score all-time though, which is fun. BONUS Riley Sharp homerfest time! Riley Sharp is on pace to be by far the best true freshman QB to start all of his team's games since Graham Burnett in 2017, with the possibility of breaking a couple records among starters. Burnett finished his season 184/285 (64.56%) for 2416 yards, 13 TD, 10 INT, 145.61 passer rating. Sharp is on pace to finish 218/321 (67.91%) for 2546 yards, 13 TD, 4 INT, 144.38 passer rating. Other notable true freshman QBs, at least that I can find, include Jacory Kessler (143.17 rating) and Sean Hamilton (144.66 rating) in 2016, Joel King (153.77 rating with an impressive 29/7 TD/INT) in 2015, and of course Touchdown Jesus AJ Jefferson's 2014 (428/642 [66.66%], 5008(!) yards, 45 TD, 21 INT, 148.78 rating). AJJ's 66.66% is a current record for true freshmen that Sharp is on pace to beat. All of the QBs mentioned so far besides Sharp were 2.5/5 or higher, while Sharp is a 1.5/5. Also shoutout to 3/3 Cooper Abrams in 2018 for Duke, who had 13 TD to 7 INT, completed 62% of his passes, and finished with a 140.00 passer rating.

Welcome to the club @Titans

Defense carrying me this year. Sharp plz

Imagine wanting to replace the MESSIAH @TheLiberator

The New York Jets place: QB Erik Wegert 6-4 218 7 Wisconsin [Pocket] [+1/C] 96 on Injured Reserve. He suffered a severe PCL rupture in Week 6, placing both him and the team's hopes and dreams out for the season.

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Submitted. A mix of ones I personally like and ones that are pretty mainstream, I think.

You lost 37 pounds in 10 days?!?!?!

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Forever and always the Manny Fields 3 TD catch game to win us the AFCE