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  1. [2020] Bowl Games - Day #10

    DAMN gg @DescretoBurrito
  2. KAFKA'S BOWL PREVIEWS Playoff Semifinal#1 vs #5 (New Orleans, LA) FOUR KEY MATCHUPS RB DeNorris Jackson 6-0 235 (Sr) Lake Wales (Lake Wales FL) 5.0 of 5.0 [Power] ILB Abe Rock 6-3 235 (Jr) Trinity (Trinity, NC) 4.5 of 4.5 [Mike] DeNorris Jackson leads the nation in touchdown, is second place in rushing yards, and third in yards per carry. Abe Rock & Co. will look to slow UCF's best player. CB Kevin McQueen 5-11 176 (Sr) Eunice (Eunice LA) 5.0 of 5.0 [Man Coverage] WR Adam Coles 6-0 198 (Jr) Parkersburg (Parkersburg, WV) 5.0 of 5.0 [Speed] McQueen leads UCF in interceptions (6) and Coles leads Pitt in catches, yards, and touchdowns. Something's gotta give in this aerial showdown. OG Marcus Slade 6-4 256 Sr North Florida Community College (Madison, FL) 4.5 of 4.5 [Pass Blocking] DT Matthew Waldron 6-6 292 (So) Penn Cambria (Cresson, PA) 3.5 of 4.5 [1-Gap] Slade will look to open big running lanes for DNJ and the 6'6" 292 lbs Waldron hopes to eat space and bottle up the Golden Knight's running game. Waldron is Pitt's fourth leading tackler and tied for second on the team in sacks. DE Devin Blakely 6-2 256 (Fr) Sheldon (Eugene, OR) 3.0 of 5.0 [Blitz] OT Jaime Reyna 6-2 277 (Jr) Ohatchee (Ohatchee, AL) 4.0 of 4.0 [Run Blocking] Blakely is the better half of the Knight sack duo (Matthew McNeil) who totaled 23 sacks this season. Jaime Reyna will have to play one of his best games this season to keep Blakely at bay. UCF WINS IF... DeNorris Jackson rushes for 125+ yards AND they win the turnover battle. PITTSBURGH WINS IF... McConnell throws for one or fewer interceptions AND scores 3+ touchdowns. OFFICIAL PREDICTION Pittsburgh 28 UCF 27
  3. [2020] Bowl Games - Day #5

    LSU WINS IF... They hold Weldon to under 125 yards AND Jayden Huff scores a touchdown WEST VIRGINIA WINS IF... Foster accounts for at least three touchdowns AND they force LSU to attempt at least three field goals OFFICIAL PREDICTION LSU 31 West Virginia 26
  4. Storm predicts a five point win. I predicted a five point win quadruple overtime confirmed.
  5. The football staff at Colorado would like to welcome all of our signees to the program. Go Buffs! National rank: 30th PAC-12 rank: 3rd PAC-12 South rank: 1st DE Travis Napier 6-2 261 Jr Chandler-Gilbert Community College (Chandler, AZ) 3.5 of 4.5 [Contain] Projected depth chart position: DE1 Favorite food: Huevos rancheros Major: Communications OG Wyatt Beck 6-4 288 Fr Hilltop (Chula Vista CA) 3.0 of 4.5 [Run Blocking] Projected depth chart position: RG1 Favorite food: Fish tacos Major: Chemistry TE Kameron McCrary 6-5 200 Fr Brookhaven (Brookhaven MS) 2.5 of 4.5 [Receiving] Projected depth chart position: redshirt Favorite food: Pulled pork Major: Kinesiology OLB Frederick Grant III 5-11 227 Fr Limon (Limon CO) 2.0 of 4.5 [Blitz] Projected depth chart position: redshirt Favorite food: Green chili Major: Mathematics QB Mike Naylor 6-2 200 Fr West Covina (West Covina CA) 3.0 of 4.0 [Scrambling] Projected depth chart position: redshirt Favorite food: Sushi Major: History ILB Robert Dodson 5-11 243 Fr Lompoc (Lompoc CA) 1.5 of 4.0 [Will] Projected depth chart position: redshirt Favorite food: Scrambled eggs and bacon Major: undecided CB Chad Manuel 6-2 203 Fr Thatcher (Thatcher AZ) 1.5 of 4.0 [Zone Coverage] Projected depth chart position: redshirt Favorite food: steak Major: Communications OG Rodrigo Rivera 6-5 279 Fr J.K. Mullen (Denver CO) 1.0 of 4.0 [Pass Blocking] Projected depth chart position: redshirt Favorite food: lamb stew Major: Applied mathematics DT Calvin Reeder 6-2 307 Fr Falcon (Falcon CO) 1.0 of 4.0 [1-Gap] Projected depth chart position: redshirt Favorite food: Rocky Mountain oysters Major: undecided DE Frank Hinson 6-7 238 Fr Munroe Day (Quincy FL) 2.5 of 3.5 [Contain] Projected depth chart position: redshirt Favorite food: Shrimp and grits Major: Spanish CB Abdul Drummond 6-0 169 Fr Delta Academy (Marks MS) 1.0 of 3.5 [Man Coverage] Projected depth chart position: redshirt Favorite food: Meat lover's pizza Major: History DT Sailo Catingub 6-1 314 Fr Hall (Little Rock AR) 2.5 of 3.0 [2-Gap] Projected depth chart position: DT2 Favorite food: braised boar Major: undecided TE Jayson Carrasco 6-3 243 Fr Jacksonville (Jacksonville NC) 1.5 of 3.0 [Blocking] Projected depth chart position: TE2 Favorite food: North Carolina style BBQ Major: Sociology K Greg Creech 6-1 162 Fr Stewartville (Stewartville MN) 1.5 of 3.0 [Accuracy] Projected depth chart position: K2 Favorite food: deep fried butter Major: Health promotions LS Cameron Quinn 6-1 243 Fr Killian (Miami FL) 1.5 of 3.0 [Specialized] Projected depth chart position: LS1 Favorite food: Swordfish Major: undecided ILB Ayden Myrick 6-2 246 Fr Pensacola Catholic (Pensacola FL) 1.0 of 3.0 [Mike] Projected depth chart position: ILB5/special teams Favorite food: Fried shrimp Major: Political science CB Shaun Boykin 6-2 197 Fr Episcopal (Jacksonville FL) 1.0 of 3.0 [Zone Coverage] Projected depth chart position: CB5/special teams Favorite food: Sloppy Joe sandwich Major: Pre-medicine DE Jacob Kirkland 6-0 266 Fr Manti (Manti UT) 1.0 of 2.5 [Blitz] Projected depth chart position: DE4/special teams Favorite food: Moose jerky Major: undecided
  6. [2020] #3 Penn State vs. #6 Auburn - PREVIEW

    me too
  7. KAFKA'S BOWL PREVIEWS Playoff Quarterfinal#2 vs #7 (Glendale, AZ) FOUR KEY MATCHUPS CB Clay Vereen 6-1 177 (Fr) Chalmette (Chalmette, LA) 2.5 of 4.5 [Man Coverage]WR J.C. Weldon 6-2 183 Jr Saint Albans (St. Albans, WV) 5.0 of 5.0 [Target] Weldon looks to be the first WR taken in the upcoming NFLHC draft and he'll be stalked by a redshirt freshman. Vereen will have to play his best game of the season for the Tigers. RB Jayden Huff 5-7 213 (Sr) Lake Providence (Lake Providence LA) 4.5 of 4.5 [Speed] ILB Nathan Wilks 6-1 231 So Community College of Allegheny County (Pittsburgh PA) 3.0 of 4.0 [Mike] Jayden Huff is one of the top backs in the country, ripping off runs at an astounding 5.57 yards per carry. Wilks is the leader of the Mountaineer linebacking corps and he'll need a strong performance to contain Huff. FS Jeremy Whitehead 5-11 206 (So) White Knoll (Lexington, SC) 5.0 of 5.0 [Zone Coverage] QB Mohammed Foster 6-0 194 Jr Taft School (Watertown, CT) 5.0 of 5.0 [Scrambling] West Virginia's high-octane offense has feasted on big plays in big games. Foster was second in the nation in yards per attempt and he'll look to go deep early and often. Whitehead, LSU's highest rated DB, will be aiming to keep everything in front of him. OG Logan McCarty 6-3 299 (Fr) Westminster Academy (Opelousas, LA) 3.5 of 4.5 [Run Blocking] DT Hudson Adam 6-0 310 (Sr) Mount Carmel Area (Mount Carmel PA) 5.0 of 5.0 [2-Gap] Hudson Adam is the unquestioned leader of West Virginia's defense and he'll need to control the line of scrimmage against LSU's physical run game. Logan McCarty is one of the nation's best young interior linemen and he's looking to make a name for himself against Adam. LSU WINS IF... They hold Weldon to under 125 yards AND Jayden Huff scores a touchdown WEST VIRGINIA WINS IF... Foster accounts for at least three touchdowns AND they force LSU to attempt at least three field goals OFFICIAL PREDICTION LSU 31 West Virginia 26
  8. [2020] Bowl Games - Day #4

    I'd reckon it was that nasty Penn State defense. Easley #1 overall pick
  9. [2020] Bowl Games - Day #4

    PENN STATE WINS IF... Bowman has fewer than two turnovers AND no pick sixes.
  10. KAFKA'S BOWL PREVIEWS Playoff Quarterfinal#3 vs #6 (Pasadena, CA) If you only watch one playoff quarterfinal, tune into this one. Auburn and Penn State are both ranked in the Coaches Poll top five, both have excellent quarterbacks, and both have a legitimate shot at winning the national championship. One will advance, one will rue the bracket. FOUR KEY MATCHUPS OLB Shane Easley 6-4 236 Jr Bishop McDevitt (Harrisburg, PA) 5.0 of 5.0 [Blitz] OT/ATH Jackson Gibson 6-4 240 Jr Schley County (Ellaville, GA) 5.0 of 5.0 [Run Blocking] Easley will likely be a top-three pick in the coming NFLHC draft and has feasted on opponents all season. Gibson & Co. will have their hands full keeping this sack machine at bay. QB Tanner Bowman 6-2 203 Sr Manistee (Manistee, MI) 5.0 of 5.0 [Pocket] CB Kenyon Justice 6-1 177 (Jr) Faulkner State Community College (Bay Minette AL) 4.5 of 5.0 [Zone Coverage] CB Thomas Mims 5-11 193 (Sr) Deerfield Beach (Deerfield Beach FL) 4.0 of 4.0 [Man Coverage] Talk about a matchup for the ages - Tanner Bowman is one of the nation's best passes, but will face an enormous challenge against Auburn. Justice and Mims are perhaps the best CB duo in the country and will give Bowman and his receivers fits all game. C Chase Kinney 6-1 296 (Fr) Cummings (Burlington, NC) 2.5 of 4.0 [Pass Blocking] DT Taua Maui'a 6-1 302 (So) Slocomb (Slocomb, AL) 3.0 of 4.5 [2-Gap] Tua Maui'a is one of Auburn's most disruptive defensive players and has wreaked havoc on opposing offensive lines all season. Chase Kinney, the lone freshman on Penn State's OL, will need to play beyond his years to contain and neutralize Maui'a ILB Bradley Rainey 5-11 223 (So) Montville Township (Montville, NJ) 3.5 of 5.0 [Will] QB Marcus Black 6-6 225 (So) Plainview (Plainview, AL) 5.0 of 5.0 [Hybrid] Rainey is Penn State's do-everything inside backer and he'll be tested early and often by Marcus Black. The Auburn signal caller looks to make plays with his arm and legs and Rainey will be forced to play in space and wrap up the gargantuan Black. PENN STATE WINS IF... Bowman has fewer than two turnovers AND no pick sixes.. AUBURN WINS IF... Marcus Black has more than two touchdowns AND they don't lose the turnover battle. OFFICIAL PREDICTION Penn State 27 Auburn 24 in double overtime.
  11. Franz Kafka, Existentialist Evening Coach - how would you describe your coaching style on the offensive and defensive sides of the ball?
  12. Coordinator expiring contracts [GMs ONLY]

    Detroit Lions OC Rick Dennison +3% OT skill +2% C skill -10% OT/C scheme change penalty Under contract through 2021 season DC Perry Fewell +2% CB/FS/SS skill +8% CB/FS/SS aggressiveness +18% total scheme change penalty Under contract through 2022 season
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  14. [Survey] Alumni Network

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