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    Franz Kafka

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    About Franz Kafka

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    1. [2021] Week #9 - MNF

      Congrats to: ILB Ron Mobley on the start and victory FS Alyn Namath on his five tackles in a hard fought game CB Jabari Branch on his special teams play
    2. [2021] Week #9 - SNF

      Congrats to: CB Tony Smith on the victory and his performance RB Brian Houghton on the hard fought win and for sacrificing his ACL in the 2015 National Quarterfinal/Rose Bowl. OG Jerris Jordan on the start OLB Angel Bailey on the special teams start
    3. [2021] Week #9 - 4 PM

      Congrats to: K Skip Gibson on the victory and for making a 52 yard field goal and four extra points TE Jordan Kemp on his special teams start and being selected as a special teams captain OT John McKelvey on the victory as he rebounds from an injury OT Chris DeMarco on a hard fought game C Robert Troutman on the victory and his special teams start FS Henry Smith on the victory and his special teams start RB Isaac Wilson on the victory and his special teams start TE Tony Huff on a hard fought game as he rounds from an injury
    4. [2021] Week #9 - 1 PM

      Congrats to: C Jack Podolak on the start and 8.3 OL rating ILB C.J. Thomas on the start and victory - we hope C.J. recovers quickly from his hamstring injury DE Russell Dixon on the victory SS Jose Leon on his special teams start OG Jonah Akins on the hard fought game DT David Crawford on the victory and limiting the opponent to a 7.5 OL rating OG Peter Greenwood on the start and the 8.2 OL rating TE Spec Davidson on the start and his selection as a team captain DE Early Davis on the start and victory SS Walter Dorow on the special teams start and victory DT Kevin Nitschke on the hard fought game
    5. [2021] Week #9 - TNF

      Congrats to CB Archie Velasquez on the victory
    6. Welcome to Franz's Facts! Your weekly home for tidbits, nuggets, statistical leaders, and the like WEEK 8 - STAT LEADERS Passing yards Thomas Wheeler, TEN - 406 Aaron Shea, IND - 350 Norris Brooksheer, CHI - 326 Rushing yards Terrence Rodgers, KC - 150 Keith Dunn, MIN - 135 Troy White, PHI - 129 Receiving yards Kevin Williams, TEN - 127 Jacory Kessler, MIN - 125 Ryan Mitchell, IND - 120 Tackles Shane Easley, LAC - 8 Larry Reeves, JAX - 8 Cameron Jonah, DEN - 7 Akeel Morris, CHI - 7 Tyrone Jones, BAL - 7 Darius Jones, ATL - 7 Garrett Holliday, NO - 7 Dillon Grant, HOU - 7 Brandon Thomas, SF - 7 Sacks Benjamin Blankenship, MIA - 2.5 Ray McBride, CLE - 2.0 Kenyatta Henderson, NYG - 2.0 Rodney Galbreath, BUF - 2.0 Steven Jordan, WAS - 2.0 Alvis Brumm, NYJ - 1.5 Bob Ballard, NYJ - 1.5 Barron Anthony, GB - 1.5 Kaulana Groth, GB - 1.5 Curtis Lewis, NYG - 1.5 Brian Glenn, SEA - 1.5 Tyler Jones, TEN - 1.5 Ryan Frey, PHI - 1.5 Ulysses Smith, PHI - 1.5 Interceptions Cameron Marshall, CLE - 2 (many players tied with 1) Penalty yards 110 109 104 WEEK 8 FACTOIDS For the second-straight week, the high temperature was in south Florida Miami Gardens, FL - 85 F vs. The lowest OL rating this week was 7.4 For the third straight week, the Bengals had an OL rating in the bottom two 7.5 Teams with a higher OL rating than their opponents were (only) 7-6 this week One tie** There were 16 "severe" injuries this week, the same as Week 7 John McKelvey, OT - Severe Biceps Pull Alexander Baumgartner, OLB - Severe Shoulder Strain Marion Reeder, WR - Severe Concussion Russell Benson-Gifford, OG - Severe Toe Dislocation Fred Huber, OT - Severe Foot Dislocation Mark Bassett, DT - Severe Achilles Rupture Craig Foster, OT - Severe Back Hyper-Extension Andrew Wright, FS - Severe ACL Rupture Robert Lacy, OLB - Severe Groin Strain Frederick Chacon, RB - Severe Achilles Rupture Cap Christian, WR - Severe Achilles Bruise Frederick Fain, SS - Severe ACL Rupture Forest Williams, DT - Severe Hip Bruise Carlos Perez, WR - Severe Biceps Pull Andrew Boyd, CB - Severe Shoulder Dislocation Martin Whiting, OLB - Severe Achilles Rupture One team had multiple "severe" injuries Home teams were an impressive 10-4 That's the second straight week with an improvement for home teams. Teams who threw for 300+ yards were 3-1
    7. [2021] Week #8 - Saturday Evening

      For the final time
    8. Account Elevation Requests

      I have been approved for Georgia, SEC
    9. Franz Kafka

      1. Please list your email address and/or your reddit username at which you can be contacted. franzkafkacfbhc@gmail.com 2. Before continuing, please thoroughly read the coaching course and feel free to ask questions. Confirm that you have read the coaching course by writing "Confirmed" below. Confirmed. 3. What team do you want to coach? Georgia 4. Please select two backup teams (in descending order of preference) in case your first choice is unavailable. Remain at Colorado 5. In three or more sentences, tell us a little about yourself. How old are you, what do you do, where are you from, why would you be a good fit here, etc. I'm 28 years old and live in Atlanta with my wife and dog. 6. This site can be as time consuming as you want it to be. Weekly duties can be completed in 30 minutes or less, however interacting with your fellow players throughout the week makes it more enjoyable for most people. Approximately, how much free time do you have during a typical week? I'm usually on my computer at some point during the day and can dedicate sufficient time to the site. 7. Losing games is an inevitable reality on this site, especially when accepting newer teams. Do you believe you can handle losing? Disappointment is expected, however we have had issues with people freaking out, and even leaving the site because of losing. I'm fine with losing. In fact, I'm totally over the 2014 SEC Championship Game loss to randye4's Alabama squad. 8. How did you find out about this site? If recommended by a friend, please post his/her username. I saw a post on reddit in December of 2013.
    10. Welcome to Franz's Facts! Your weekly home for tidbits, nuggets, statistical leaders, and the like WEEK 7 - STAT LEADERS Passing yards Aaron Shea, IND - 460 Christian Skaggs, CAR - 377 Darrell Murphy, LAR - 370 Rushing yards J.B. Blacknall, DEN - 178 Fred Tindale, ARI - 146 Marcus WILLIAMS, SEA - 136 Receiving yards Mosi Bartos, IND - 189 Sam Hiller-Weeden, WAS - 140 Jermaine Bishop, CAR - 125 Tackles Shane Easley, LAC - 10 Paul Goodman, MIN - 9 Chris Brown, IND - 9 Kenyatta Henderson, NYG - 9 Sacks Austin Olson, NO - 2 Deyonte Davis, DEN - 2 Josiah Harden, ARI - 2 Mark Logan, NE - 2 Lukas Forman, IND - 2 Penalty yards 126 105 94 WEEK 7 FACTOIDS We had a relatively balmy high temperature this week Miami Gardens, FL - 82 F vs. The lowest OL rating this week was 7.4 Last week, the Bengals had tied-for-the-lowest OL rating 7.5 There were 16 "severe" injuries this week, nearly double last week Samuel Jolley, WR - Severe ACL Rupture Robert Barraza, OT - Severe Foot Dislocation Jayshawn Watts, CB - Severe Hamstring Rupture Brandon Snead, WR - Severe MCL Bruise Jeremiah Joseph, SS - Severe Hamstring Rupture Stephen Elliott, FS - Severe ACL Rupture Stan Flutie, OG - Severe Neck Sprain Craig Davis, OLB - Severe Achilles Rupture Jack Green, OG - Severe Foot Dislocation Griffin Perrin, ILB - Severe Biceps Strain Mark Harrington, WR - Severe Achilles Rupture Prince Williams CB - Severe Ankle Dislocation Reggie Griffin, CB - Severe Concussion Kurt Hill, WR - Severe Shoulder Dislocation Antonio Oliver, SS - Severe Toe Sprain Samuel Prince, FS - Severe Patellar Tendon Tendonitis Two teams had multiple "severe" injuries Home teams were a solid 9-5 this week Of the severely injured players.... Defense - 9 Offense - 7 NFC - 9 AFC - 7
    11. cjcow56

      You're approved for Arizona! The relevant information for getting started is in our PM thread. Welcome!
    12. [2021] Week #7 - 4 PM

      Or are the Broncos just the GOAT? We may never really know
    13. Welcome to Franz's Facts! Your weekly home for tidbits, nuggets, statistical leaders, and the like WEEK 6 - STAT LEADERS Passing yards Brian Brown, MIA - 370 Aaron Shea, IND - 358 Christian Skaggs, CAR - 350 Darrell Murphy, LAR - 350 Matty Swift, LAC - 350 Rushing yards Asante Sowell, JAX - 160 Vaughn Abraham, DAL - 147 Sean Bell, CLE - 120 Receiving yards Allama Banta, LAR - 136 Kevin Branch, SF - 136 Scott Howard, LAC - 135 Tackles Cameron Jonah, DEN - 9 Marlin Eason, BAL - 8 Shane Easley, LAC - 8 Ahmed London, HOU - 8 Sacks Preston Bryant, JAX - 3.0 Rodney Galbreath, BUF - 2.5 Early Davis, ATL - 2.0 Shah Vereen, LAV - 2.0 Doug Carolan, DET - 2.0 Ray McBride, CLE - 2.0 Darris Hayes, TB - 2.0 Hudson Adam, IND - 2.0 Ryan Fray, PHI - 2.0 Penalty yards 102 95 92 WEEK 6 FACTOIDS For the first time this season, we have a tie for hottest temperature. Miami Gardens, FL - 85 F - at Tampa, FL - 85 F - at The lowest OL rating this week was 7.5 There were only nine "severe" injuries this week. Caleb Sherwin, RB - Severe ACL Rupture David Hughes, OT - Severe ACL Rupture Jaylen Harris, CB - Severe Elbow Bruise Ian Braden, OG - Severe Quadriceps Pull Jeffrey Aranda, OLB - Severe Wrist Sprain Reggie Beasley, FS - Severe Achilles Rupture Thomas Barry, OLB - Severe Back Disc Fracture August Gilliland, OT - Severe Hamstring Rupture Brian Vardell, QB - Severe Shoulder Dislocation Only one team had multiple "severe" injuries Home teams were a disappointing 7-7 this week Four teams had multiple 100+ yard receivers Curtis Henry (125), Monte Jackson (108) Raheem Robinson (135), Gary Faneca (101) D.J. Gibson (108), J.C. Weldon (101) Justin McCain (108), Dan Nomellini (101) Six teams scored more than 14 points in a single quarter 21 (4th) 21 (1st) 17 (1st) 17 (1st) 17 (1st) 16 (2nd) The above six teams went 5-1 Bills lost to the 49ers, 34-30 The average score of the above six games was... 32-21
    14. Welcome to Franz's Facts! Your weekly home for tidbits, nuggets, statistical leaders, and the like WEEK 5 - STAT LEADERS Passing yards Christian Skaggs, CAR - 367 Thomas Wheeler, TEN - 307 Blake Shell, DET - 300 Rushing yards Moussa Goode, BAL - 129 Troy White, PHI - 128 Vaughn Abraham, DAL - 126 Receiving yards Scott Howard, LAC - 110 Curtis Henry, CAR - 107 Raheem Robinson, JAX - 106 Tackles Alex Martin, LAV - 9 Fred Romanowski, WAS - 9 C.J. Thomas, CLE - 8 Reshad Jenkins, NYJ - 8 Sacks Frank Williams, TB - 2.5 Jeff Holleyman, CHI - 2.0 Eric Jennings, ATL - 2.0 Tyler Jones, TEN - 2.0 Darris Hayes, TB - 2.0 Points 45 38 35 35 WEEK 5 FACTOIDS The high temperature this week was a balmy 85F Jacksonville, FL - 85 F - vs. The lowest OL rating this week was 7.6 There were 9 "severe" injuries this week. Luke Cobb, WR - Severe ACL Rupture Tyrus Wilson, WR - Severe ACL Rupture Jack Muhammad, ILB - Severe Ankle Sprain Chip Johnson, WR - Severe ACL Rupture Justin Way, OT - Severe ACL Rupture Jarius Shaw-Dodd, WR - Severe Hamstring Rupture Sebastian Vaughn, SS - Severe Concussion Daquan Darcey, OLB - Severe Ankle Sprain Only one team had multiple "severe" injuries Only three of the "severe" injuries were on AFC teams Justin Way, OT - Severe ACL Rupture Sebastian Vaughn, SS - Severe Concussion Daquan Darcey, OLB - Severe Ankle Sprain Home teams were a mediocre 7-7 this week Most points in a single quarter this week? 21 (3rd) (2nd) 17 (3rd) Only three games were decided by more than two scores 35 - 9 31 - 11 23 - 3 None of the games featured an animal mascot vs. animal mascot (non-human)
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