The BOFA Week 1 Bottom 10
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Weeks 0 and 1 are in the books and there's a lot of teams with problems. Embarrassing loss after embarrassing loss have sent teams tumbling from the Coaches Poll and rocketing into the Bottom 10. Deciding which teams are the worst is no small task when teams have only played one game, because so many of you are terrible coaches. However, being included in the list doesn't mean you're a bad coach, since some circumstances are beyond your control. Unless you're @Rome.
While the preseason Bottom 10 only included P5 teams, the week 1 list is up to the task and includes all FBS teams as contestants. So G5 teams can now rejoice, as they now represent a major portion of the Bottom 10. There's still a category of sim teams missing though - FCS. But all the FCS teams suck, so the conference standings list (still not updated) is basically their Bottom 10 list..no need to rewrite it again here.
If you haven't caught on, my intros will be a low quality roast of whoever the wheel of destiny lands on and probably UVA.
With apologies to @ImposterCauster, here is your bottom ten...
10. Boko the Bobcat
Congratulations Texas State on another poorly named mascot and making the bottom ten. There are so many bad teams right now that getting blown out by INDIANA only landed you in the #10 spot.
9. Wake Snorefest
It's pretty standard for Wake to be terrible, so no one is surprised to see them here. UCF fans are probably feeling like playoff contenders again after crushing the poor Demon Deacons. Restrain your hopes Knights, beating Wake doesn't earn you respect.
After celebrating because they didn't make the preseason bottom 10, Arkansas promptly lost to OHIO to cement a spot in the annals of loserville. Congratulations, you took Ole Miss's spot as the worst team in the SEC.
7. Helluva Wreck
Georgia Tech slides into the list by losing to FAU. Not to say that FAU is the easiest team GT will play this season, since they also have to play half of the ACC, but it's a game they needed to win to maintain some self respect. No wonder UGA dominates in state recruiting.
6. New Mexico State Naggies
Oregon State has consistently been one of the worst teams in CFBHC, but THEY ARE NOT IN THE BOTTOM TEN because they somehow beat New Mexico State by 3 TDs. The Aggies season is looking rough if they can't even compete with the angry beavers.
You ever start the season as reigning champions and then lose in week 1? One heck of a dynasty you got goin there, I tell ya what...
4. Trojan Horses
People generally forget Troy even exists, but it's very hard to keep them out of your mind when they lose their first game of the season to a Preseason Bottom 10 team - the Ole Miss Rebels. The Rebs might have a rough time in conference, but they're building up that non-bottom ten resume already.
3. USA Men's Soccer
Wait, that's not right...I mean the University of South Alabama. Nothing gets you on the bottom ten faster with this reporter than losing to UVA, especially when the Hoos were in the bottom ten last week. Alabama rejection letter kids, you got shut the f out by UVA...what are you even doin. The amount of Zima consumed in Charlottesville must have been off the charts.
2. Appa-LAY-shun State
You can get your LATCH back when you win a game. You had the worst losing margin of any team in Week 1. Losing to SMU isn't the most embarrassing thing you can do, but losing to them by 59 points is.
1. Nebraska Cornholios
After going 11-3 last season, Nebraska is the only 0-2 team in the country. This fully qualifies as Bottom 1 criteria.
The Entire ACC
San Jose State
Booo, your team is bad and you should feel bad.
I googled Naggies to make sure it wasn't a slur