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About vtgorilla

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  • Birthday 05/03/1985

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  1. vtgorilla

    [2022] Miami Dolphins hire scout

    I'm very excited to join the Dolphins organization and hope to make a significant impact, unlike @HAFFnHAFF. I have very big shoes to fill, but luckily I wear the exact same size shoes I used to. If I find I'm unsuccessful at the Dolphins, at least I know that by simply attaching the organization to my resume I'm instantly qualified to buy my own franchise. My first move as scout will be to demote our internal rankings of all players from Kansas and UVA. I have no plans to pursue an advanced position with the Dolphins in the future, but am always open to discussions with @smckenz3 on how we can move the organization forward - especially if involves resigning to allow someone to use Miami as a stepping stone.
  2. PM me if you don't want to scrimmage the 49ers 

  3. vtgorilla


    @TheTodd15 I hear you might be able to give yaboi a job?
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    Only 150 hours in OOTP? Pshhhh, amateur hour over here.
  5. vtgorilla

    Hokies Land vtgorilla as New Head Coach

    UVA is a bunch of Zima drinking, pansy sniffing, chubby boys. I plan on playing real football and shutting them up like someone in the ACC should have done a long time ago.
  6. Virginia Tech Welcomes New Head Coach vtgorilla Monday, September 3, 2018 AD White Babcock: Virginia Tech football takes a pivotal turn for the 2022 season as Coach brightfalls turned in his whistle and in a stunning move, Coach vtgorilla from Missouri accepted the job within minutes. Coach vtgorilla is coming off of a National Championship Runner-Up season and has the coaching pedigree that Hokie fans expect. He also just landed the program it's second Heisman trophy in 5 years. He will look to bring his winning ways at his Alma Mater. We have a few questions lined up from our credentialed press members and then we'll open up the floor. Now, help us welcome new Head Coach, vtgorilla! [Enter Sandman Intro] Coach vtgorilla: Hey everyone, I'm absolutely giddy to be here today. Virginia Tech's a great program with a rich history and I was really impressed with the facilities in my walkthrough this morning. I think we'll be able to do some great things recruiting in this talent rich state and have some fun seasons together. Obviously it's great to be back in Blacksburg...great college town with amazing fans. There's no place I'd rather be. Andy Bitter, TheAtlantic.com: Do you have a plan in place to make the transition run smoothly and what's your first action as head coach? Coach vtgorilla: Coach brightfalls had a real good handle on things, so there's not a lot to do other than get ready for 2022. He was a great program builder and the roster's in decent shape. Of course I'm gonna bring in some of my guys to run my system, but if things are working we're going to just keep them working. First thing is to post a pre-season depth chart so the players can see where they stand. A lot of positions will be written in pencil until I see some practices, but I think it will help get some guys going as we near fall camp. Chris Coleman, Techsideline.com: How hard was it to leave Missouri after the tremendous amount of success you had there? Coach vtgorilla: It was an easy decision to come coach Virginia Tech - it's my dream job. But while the decision was easy, leaving Missouri was not. I had real good relationships there and the players really felt like family. However, I trust the AD there will make a good hiring decision and they'll continue with their high level of success. Joe Lanza, TheKeyPlay.com: What are your expectations for year 1 and down the road? Coach vtgorilla: I think we're going to do real well. I really like that pieces that are already in place here...but I'm not about to guess how many wins we'll have. I don't know the conference that well yet and haven't had time to watch a lot of tape. I don't think there's any reason we'd miss a bowl game this year, and hopefully we can build up and compete nationally here within a few years. We all know what really matters though, and it's beating that school up the road. Just know it's top on my priority list and the schemes we run on both sides of the ball will be implemented for the sole reason of embarrassing them on national television. AD Whit Babcock: Well that seems like a great point to open up the microphone for any other questions!
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    Account Elevation Requests

    Virginia Tech ACC Thanks!
  8. vtgorilla


    Thanks @Darman, I'm so hype. HOKIE HOKIE HOKIE HI TECH TECH VPI SOLA-REX SOLA-RAH POLYTECH VIRGINIA RAE RI VPI TEAM! TEAM! TEAM! I'll get all the onboarding requests taken care of this afternoon!
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    Defense is pretty stacked this year! And while the offense lost all it's starting 5*s, there's plenty of talent there to have a good year.
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    RIP Ricketts 2025
  11. vtgorilla


    I'm real drunk, this is smackems fault. REAL DRUNK I'm now soberish and the job officially looks open...just confirming I still want to apply and will not Inspiral out of it. 1. Please list your email address and/or your reddit username at which you can be contacted. /u/vtgorilla 2. Before continuing, please thoroughly read the coaching course and feel free to ask questions. Confirm that you have read the coaching course by writing "Confirmed" below. Confirmed. 3. What team do you want to coach? Virginia Tech 4. Please select two backup teams (in descending order of preference) in case your first choice is unavailable. Nah bro, I'll stay at Mizzou. 5. In three or more sentences, tell us a little about yourself. How old are you, what do you do, where are you from, why would you be a good fit here, etc. I've been here for years. I like drinking beer and winning Heismans. I'm 33 years; I unfortunately work Bank of America; and I'm a college football nerd and VT alumnus. 6. This site can be as time consuming as you want it to be. Weekly duties can be completed in 30 minutes or less, however interacting with your fellow players throughout the week makes it more enjoyable for most people. Approximately, how much free time do you have during a typical week? Sleeping 8*7=56 Working 5*8=40 168-96=72 free hours per week to dedicate to the site. My wife tries to occupy some of this time, but obviously VT would take priority. She's a Hokie also and would understand. 7. Losing games is an inevitable reality on this site, especially when accepting newer teams. Do you believe you can handle losing? Disappointment is expected, however we have had issues with people freaking out, and even leaving the site because of losing. I have lost the games. Losing games is acceptable, except to Kansas and UVA. Fuck UVA. 8. How did you find out about this site? If recommended by a friend, please post his/her username. I was a big redditor back in the day.
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  13. vtgorilla

    Daily Discussions: Your dream job?

    Gobble gobble, bitches.
  14. Osukid2811 told everyone that he wouldnt be here for 1 week, so if he is gone for just that time...