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thatfunk last won the day on April 5

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About thatfunk

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    Jewish Dabo Swinney
  • Birthday 05/04/1988

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    Sports of all kinds, all the way down to curling.


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  • Offense
  • Defense
  • Special Teams
  • Clock Mgmt
  • Discipline
  • Youth Mgmt
  • CFBHC Career
    Marshall Thundering Herd (2016), Florida Gators (2017-2018), Arizona Wildcats (2019), Arkansas Razorbacks (2020), Army Black Knights (2021-Present)
  • NFLHC Career
    Tennessee Titans GM (2017-2018) Tampa Bay Buccaneers GM (2018), Tennessee Titans Scout (2019), Atlanta Falcons GM (2020), Cincinnati Bengals Owner/GM (2021-Present)
  • Achievements
    1x SEC Champion (2017)

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  1. Ga Tech is looking for a week 1 game, preferably at home

  2. thatfunk


    1. Please list your email address and/or your reddit username at which you can be contacted. Reddit username- overthehantspandie 2. Before continuing, please thoroughly read the coaching course and feel free to ask questions. Confirm that you have read the coaching course by writing "Confirmed" below. Confirmed 3. What team do you want to coach? Georgia Tech 4. Please select two backup teams (in descending order of preference) in case your first choice is unavailable. Stay at Army 5. In three or more sentences, tell us a little about yourself. How old are you, what do you do, where are you from, why would you be a good fit here, etc. I'm now 31, just finished my first year of law school, and just had a baby on April 25th. I also have three cats with Harry Potter-themed names. I currently live in NYC and am happy to be back up north after a decade in Alabama. I think I would be a good fit here because I've been here for years and can't say there have been any issues so far. 6. This site can be as time consuming as you want it to be. Weekly duties can be completed in 30 minutes or less, however interacting with your fellow players throughout the week makes it more enjoyable for most people. Approximately, how much free time do you have during a typical week? I'll probably have at least ten hours a week now. I'm constantly on and off the site throughout the day, and can spend a good bit of time here on the weekends. 7. Losing games is an inevitable reality on this site, especially when accepting newer teams. Do you believe you can handle losing? Disappointment is expected, however we have had issues with people freaking out, and even leaving the site because of losing. Yeah, I've lost a good bit over the years and I'm still here. 8. How did you find out about this site? If recommended by a friend, please post his/her username. Post on Reddit years ago
  3. Offense: 15 --> 0 = 15 Defense: 15 --> +1 =16 Special Teams: 10 --> -1 = 9 Clock Mgmt: 10 --> +1 = 11 Discipline: 10 --> -1 = 9 Youth Mgmt: 12 --> +2 = 14 Coaching Feat: Strength in Growth
  4. Base Starting Skills Offense: 15 Defense: 15 Special Teams: 10 Clock Mgmt: 10 Discipline: 10 Youth Mgmt: 12 CFBHC Career: Marshall (2016), Florida (2017-2018), Arizona (2019), Arkansas (2020), Army (2021-Present) NFLHC Career: Tennessee Titans GM (2017-2018) Tampa Bay Buccaneers GM (2018), Tennessee Titans Scout (2019), Atlanta Falcons GM (2020), Cincinnati Bengals Owner/GM (2021-Present) Achievements: 1x SEC Champion (2017) Breakdown: (Off/Def/ST/Clock/Disc./Youth) 2016 Adjustments: +2/+2/-1/0/-1/0 Traits after 2016: 12/12/9/10/9/10 2017 Adjustments: 0/+2/0/-1/+2/-1 Traits after 2017: 12/14/9/9/11/9 2018 Adjustments: 0/-1/0/+2/-1/+2 Traits after 2018: 12/13/9/11/10/11 2019 Adjustments: +2/0/-1/-1/+2/0 Traits after 2019: 14/13/8/10/12/11 2020 Adjustments: -1/0/+2/0/-1/+2 Traits after 2020: 13/13/10/10/11/13 2021 Adjustments: +2/+2/0/0/-1/-1 Traits after 2021: 15/15/10/10/10/12
  5. The Cincinnati Bengals are happy to announce they have come to terms with Head Coach LamboThrone on a contract that will keep him in Cincinnati for two more years. LamboThrone took one of the worst teams in the NFL and brought them to the playoffs in his first season with the Bengals. This turnaround made it an easy decision for the Bengals Front Office to offer a new contract to LamboThrone. In addition to his new contract, LamboThrone has accepted an offer to become the Bengals' new GM. Owner Thatfunk has had numerous personal issues that have taken precedent and kept him from devoting the necessary time and energy to ensure the continued success of this storied franchise. Thus, he felt it was in the team's best interest to hand over GM duties to someone he knows and trusts has the best interests of the team at heart. Thatfunk and LamboThrone are confident that this season was a great start, and these changes will help propel the Bengals to bigger and better things in the near future. The floor is now open for questions.
  6. @joedchi Thank you for making me aware, It's been updated
  7. @Soluna Updated
  8. The Cincinnati Bengals place: OLB Mike Hulsey 6-1 233 3 Oregon [Blitz] [0] 83 on IR. He suffered a severe meniscus rupture in training camp and is out for the season.
  9. HC LamboThrone 1 yr // $4.15 Million Total $4.15 Million per year
  10. The Cincinnati Bengals are pleased to announce they have come to an an agreement with @LamboThrone to become the teams next Head Coach. Owner and General Manager Thatfunk is overjoyed that a coach of Lambo's caliber was available and looks forward to working together. Although there were multiple highly qualified and knowledgeable candidates, Lambo possessed the experience and coaching style the Bengals were looking for in a Head Coach. The organization as a whole is excited to welcome Lambo to the community and can't wait to see what this partnership can accomplish. The floor is now open for questions.
  11. DE Timothy Key 6-2 240 R Florida [Contain] [-1] 83 4 years // 24.0 million // 75.00% Guaranteed G//6.0//5.0//4.0//3.0//Total:18.0 $//0.0//1.0//2.0//3.0//Total:6.0 Total//6.0//6.0//6.0//6.0//Total:24.0 Value//12.7164287713
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