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    North Texas Mean Green announce new HC

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    North Texas has reportedly filled its coaching vacancy, tapping unproven, unknown, 28 year old, pizzarolls, according to ESPN's Brett McMurphy. rolls replaces Taborfan20, in hopes to eventually bring some form of silverware and glory to Denton, realistically, before the 2030 season.


    He will have a challenge on his hands at North Texas, though. The last coach to leave Denton with a winning record was Hayden Fry in the mid-1970s, and the 3-9 Mean Green finished close to the bottom of Conference USA in the F/+ rankings this year. It's going to be a big rebuild, but the abundance of Texas high school talent that plays in some form of spread offense could help fuel the turnaround.

    After being formally introduced as the head coach, this is what pizzarolls had to say about his plans for the offseason and future rebuild, “Well, it’s not going to be easy, we all know that. I don’t need to tell you that. What I am here to tell you is it’s time for a change. UNT is more than a party school for geeky nerd music kids. We are here to play Texas football. We built a stadium in 2011 that seats 30,850 Mean Greeners and they need a better reason to get behind us than the booze ridden after party debauchery on campus after home games. Give me some time and we’ll have a blue chip offense, backed by like, i don't know, maybe a 3-3-stack bulwark. We’ll turn Apogee stadium into a got’damn 80AD Flavian Amphitheatre. I’m getting’ a hard on just thinkin’ about it.”


    The press room was rather empty but Mr. rolls stuck around for awhile answering questions and taking advice. 

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    "UNT is more than a party school for geeky nerd music kids."


    Clearly you have not been to Denton


    I actually live in Denton, a lot of hipsters on my side of the square. They're not so bad though. 



    What do you think of other coaches in the conference?


    Haven't had a chance to acquaint myself with them yet. Looking forward to meeting them all. Anyone I should look out for? 

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    Hey, I take geeky and nerdy as compliments, thank you very much  :P


    How do you realistically expect to take UNT to the top of the conference with teams like Rice and UAB doing well in recruiting? 


    My wife and I belong in that group as well. Just fronting cause I'm a head coach now. 


    Controlled growth is the plan, It's a small market and we aren't the most popular stop for recruits. I hope to be here for a long time and if I am it means we've progressively improved with each game and each season. It's hard to start close to the bottom and dream for the top and I know that it is not something that will happen quick  I hope to make good decisions and with a little luck, land some recruits that I can build a future with. 


    People like pizzarolls better than rice. 

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    I like this guy. Welcome aboard. If you need any help with anything, make sure to avoid Deandean and head straight to your nearest B1G G5 coach. Well, you should probably skip inspiral, too. 




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