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Tulsa hires Swipet as HC

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TULSA, OK-- After the big news last Fall by the The University of Tulsa to replace AI football coach that could outcoach any human ended with a 2-10 record in the basement of the AAC West Division, the Athletic Board decided to scratch the project and go along with every other football team in the country and hired a Human to fill the Head Coaching vacancy. Tulsa will be lead onto the field in 2020 by a relatively unknown coach called Swipet who has been a major success at the local YMCA where he leads his squad of 8-year-olds to a 4-2 record and a berth in the playoffs.
At the Press Conference, Tulsa's Athletic Director stated that "He was an obvious choice for the Job, We could have hired Nick Saben or Bob Stoops for billions of dollars or hire Swipet who would work for $140 and a lifetime supply of Kentucky Deluxe". The new coach has shown his legendary enthusiasm and energy for the game at the press conference as he was quoted saying "We need to score more points than the other team" and "I want to try this new thing called throwing the football where we have one guy throwing it and another guy catching it". 
But Swipet wasn't done there as he created new team mottos such as "SCORE POINTS!" and the controversial "Win or Lose we still Booze". Does Swipet have what it takes to be an HC for a Division 1 school? Will the Athletic Director turn to alcoholism to forget hiring Swipet in the first place? Those are the first of many questions that surround this years Golden Huricanes football team

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