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T-C-U BETTER BELIEVE IT

#3 TCU took on #5 LSU this weekend and let everyone know that the Horned Frogs are legit. It was a defensive struggle but TCU was able to come out on top 13-10.

THE BUC STOPS HERE

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers didn't give Christian Skaggs any break Sunday, sacking the QB 6 times. The offense did their part behind QB Taylor Heiden and rookie RB DeNorris Jackson and came away with a 28-21 win.

DREAM KILLERS?

A top 15 matchup between the #11 Toledo Rockets and #15 Florida Gators ended in heartbreak for the Rockets. Florida managed to pull out the 25-22 win on the road. Anyone doubting either team was put on notice.

CATCH ME IF YOU CAN

The Green Bay Packers have raced to a 5-0 start after beating the 2-2 Seattle Seahawks. This game was very banner worthy which is why it is on here. I wonder if anyone can "catch" the Green Bay Packers, or maybe "intercept" them? No no, definitely catch.
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    Swipet

    Tulsa hires Swipet as HC

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    TULSA, OK-- After the big news last Fall by the The University of Tulsa to replace AI football coach that could outcoach any human ended with a 2-10 record in the basement of the AAC West Division, the Athletic Board decided to scratch the project and go along with every other football team in the country and hired a Human to fill the Head Coaching vacancy. Tulsa will be lead onto the field in 2020 by a relatively unknown coach called Swipet who has been a major success at the local YMCA where he leads his squad of 8-year-olds to a 4-2 record and a berth in the playoffs.
     
    At the Press Conference, Tulsa's Athletic Director stated that "He was an obvious choice for the Job, We could have hired Nick Saben or Bob Stoops for billions of dollars or hire Swipet who would work for $140 and a lifetime supply of Kentucky Deluxe". The new coach has shown his legendary enthusiasm and energy for the game at the press conference as he was quoted saying "We need to score more points than the other team" and "I want to try this new thing called throwing the football where we have one guy throwing it and another guy catching it". 
     
    But Swipet wasn't done there as he created new team mottos such as "SCORE POINTS!" and the controversial "Win or Lose we still Booze". Does Swipet have what it takes to be an HC for a Division 1 school? Will the Athletic Director turn to alcoholism to forget hiring Swipet in the first place? Those are the first of many questions that surround this years Golden Huricanes football team

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