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OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS

After falling to #2 in the rankings, the Michigan Wolverines received some more disappointment over the weekend as they fell 17-16 on a last second field goal to the 25th ranked Penn State Nittany Lions. This loss opened up the B1G East and set up a potential deciding game in the final week between Michigan and long time rival and 7th ranked, Ohio State.

SOMEONE HAS GOTTA DO IT

As the AFC North tries to figure out who really wants to win the division and play in the playoffs, the battle heats up as Cincinnati, Cleveland, and Baltimore all win their respective games. The Pittsburgh Steelers will play Monday night to see if they can remain tied with Baltimore for the lead at 6-6.

STARS OF TOMORROW

Recruiting season begins to wind down but there are still some major decisions to be made as teams look to fill out their classes. Will these players be able to live up to the hype? Or will they crumble under the pressure of expectations. Stay tuned to find out.

EASTBOUND AND DOWN

The battle for the NFC East remains hot as well, for all the right reasons as both the Philadelphia Eagles and the Dallas Cowboys picked up wins on Sunday. The Eagles beat the Falcons 31-28 and the Cowboys beat the Panthers 31-20, making the NFC South a bloodbath as well as the league heads towards the playoffs.
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    [UFHC] Event 1 Results, Event 2 Discussion

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    Changing the percentages:

     

    >50% is a tap

    75%+ is a KO

    Ties that need to be broken will be "Judge Decision"

     

    Results of UFHC 1

     

    Cricket defeats Gigemags

     

    GRV defeats Tprochnow

     

    Tazerman defeats Tuscansota

     

    Smckenz submits Jamarquan

     

    Time submits Monark

     

     

    UFHC 2 Card

     

    Featherweight Semi-Final

    HaffNHaff (0-0-0) vs Believer (0-0-0)

     

    Lightweight Quarter-Final

    CadeRich (0-0-0) vs TheLiberator (0-0-0)

     

    Middleweight Quarter-Final

    Hagan (0-0-0) vs Alexfall (0-0-0)

     

    Middleweight Quarter-Final

    pumph (0-0-0) vs johnkirk (0-0-0)

     

    Light Heavyweight Opening Round

    Rome (0-0-0) vs Emperor (0-0-0)

     

    MAIN EVENT - Heavyweight Exhibition

    Bingo (0-0-0) vs Paperllamas (0-0-0)

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    WOOOOO MAIN EVENT.

     

    Bingo is going down.

     

    How can I say so with such certainty? Is it the arthritis in my wrists and knees talking? Is it the near-certain CTE my brain is ruined by after years of playing in the trenches in football? Or perhaps the nagging ankle I sprained, dislocated, and possibly did worse to that  i have to wear a brace for if I do anything athletic?

     

    No. It is none of these. It's the facts of morality.

     

    While I don't know of physical limitations I may have against my opponent, Bingo has never publicly stated that he doesn't engage in the practices of puppy and kitten killing. He also is the coach of Oregon, and hasn't publicly announced where Chip's other shoe is, or when it will fall. Furthermore, I'm sure he's failed to properly punctuate a sentence before, which can be drastic, changing "let's eat, Grandma", into a far more evil "let's eat Grandma."

     

    Simply addressing these issues now, after they've been made public, would only be backtracking for my opponent.

     

    Should a potential puppy killing, knowledgeable about projectile foot attire, Grandma-eating fighter be awarded with a win this UFCHC 2 bout? 

     

    No. Which is why I will be the hero we all need, settling this public outcry, and beating Bingo's ass.

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