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    NOW CLOSED SORRY

     

    Starting a new Dynasty in NCAA 14 soon, so might as well let some of you guys have a part in it. Basically you'll just get to be a recruit and I'll update where his top choices are and where he ends up and how he does there and so on. Since I'm lazy and don't want to have to keep track of a lot of people I'll limit it to 10 entries, so only make one character each until nobody else wants in. Here's the info I need:

     

    Name:
    Position (No ATH):
    Height:
    Weight:
    Appearance:
    Hometown, State:
    Accessories:
    Strengths (pick 3):
    Weaknesses (pick 2):
    Star Rating:
    Preferred #:
    Second Preferred #s:

     

     

     

    Spots left:

    1. Llamas

    2. Klemm

    3.  Believer 

    4. Brightfalls

    5. Slinky 

    6. Jared

    7. Jamarquan

    8. Jumbo

    9. Kirby

    10. Stinsy

    11. HaffnHaff

    12. Ace

     

     

    did 12 since I didn’t update in time. 

     

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    Name: Clayton Uecker
    Position (No ATH): QB
    Height: 6'3"
    Weight: 230
    Appearance: sexy
    Hometown, State: Eau Claire, WI
    Accessories: UA Dark Visor, towel, gloves on both hands 
    Strengths (pick 3): Accuracy, Arm, Awareness
    Weaknesses (pick 2): Break Tackle, Stamina
    Star Rating: 5
    Preferred #: 18
    Second Preferred #s: 6

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    Name: Nick Klemm
    Position (No ATH): QB
    Height:6'3
    Weight: 210
    Appearance: Whatever
    Hometown, State: Elkhart, IN
    Accessories: Whatever
    Strengths (pick 3): Pass Power, Pass Accuracy, Release
    Weaknesses (pick 2): Agility, Speed
    Star Rating: 5
    Preferred #: 12

    Second Preferred #s:
    18, 69

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    Name: Ligma Nutz
    Position (No ATH): QB
    Height: 6'2
    Weight: 205
    Appearance: cute
    Hometown, State: Las Vegas, Nevada
    Accessories: UA Clear Visor, QB Wrist on right arm, glove on right hand
    Strengths (pick 3): Pass Accuracy, Awareness, Arm strength
    Weaknesses (pick 2): speed, trucking
    Star Rating: 5
    Preferred #: 12
    Second Preferred #s: 6, 69

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    Name: Dexter Laboratory
    Position (No ATH): RB
    Height: 5'5"
    Weight: 235
    Appearance: White, Red Hair
    Hometown, State: Oak Ridge, TN
    Accessories: White Gloves
    Strengths (pick 3): Elusiveness, Agility, Speed
    Weaknesses (pick 2): Catching, Somethin else
    Star Rating: 4
    Preferred #: 22
    Second Preferred #s: 2, 12

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    Name: Dante Laklas 
    Position (No ATH): DE
    Height: 6’5”
    Weight: 250
    Appearance: African American, Dreads
    Hometown, State: Houston Texas
    Accessories: Visor, wristbands, towel, team color gloves 
    Strengths (pick 3): Power Moves, Finesse Moves, Speed
    Weaknesses (pick 2): I’m guessing I can’t say like catching and throw power? Lol ummmm coverage and awareness
    Star Rating: 5
    Preferred #: 42
    Second Preferred #s: 40, 48

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    Name: Joe Thomas
    Position (No ATH): WR
    Height: 6'2
    Weight: 190
    Appearance: African American, Black Hair
    Hometown, State: Birmingham, AL
    Accessories: Team Color Gloves
    Strengths (pick 3): Agility, Hands, Speed
    Weaknesses (pick 2): Elusiveness, Blocking
    Star Rating: 4
    Preferred #: 14
    Second Preferred #s: 88

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    Name: Jamiro Quanzinski
    Position (No ATH): FS
    Height: 5'10
    Weight: 150 (or whatever the lowest weight available is if it's above that)
    Appearance: Moderately Jewish
    Hometown, State: New York, NY
    Accessories: White full arm sleeves, gloves
    Strengths (pick 3): Speed, Zone cover ability, Interceptions / Hands
    Weaknesses (pick 2): Ability to force fumbles, man coverage
    Star Rating: 4
    Preferred #: 27
    Second Preferred #s: 50

     

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    Name: Jubreakit Jubawtit
    Position (No ATH): ILB
    Height: 6'3
    Weight: 245
    Appearance: Very menacing
    Hometown, State: Carlsbad, CA
    Accessories: Team color gloves, towel, visor
    Strengths (pick 3): Hit power, awareness, speed
    Weaknesses (pick 2): Interceptions, man coverage
    Star Rating: 5
    Preferred #: 52
    Second Preferred #s: 56

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    Name: Jake Kirby
    Position (No ATH): OLB
    Height: 6’2
    Weight: 230lbs
    Appearance: Unbelievably attractive Caucasian. Tall dark and handsome. Think Greek god.
    Hometown, State: Indianapolis, Indiana
    Accessories: whatever looks good
    Strengths (pick 3): tackling, speed, pass rush
    Weaknesses (pick 2): I’ve never played the game so no idea which weaknesses or attributes are available so I’ll let you choose
    Star Rating: 5
    Preferred #: 57
    Second Preferred #s: 55

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    Name: Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace
    Position (No ATH): RB
    Height: 6’0”
    Weight: 200lbs
    Appearance: Generic African American from Montana
    Hometown, State: Great Falls, Montana
    Accessories:
    Strengths (pick 3): Speed, Acceleration, Breaking Tackles
    Weaknesses (pick 2): Kicking Power and Kicking Accuracy
    Star Rating: 5
    Preferred #: 33
    Second Preferred #s: 21

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    Name: Eric Pope
    Position (No ATH): QB 
    Height: 6'3"
    Weight: 224
    Appearance: Caucasian 
    Hometown, State: Ketchum, OK
    Accessories: Long sleeves
    Strengths (pick 3): Scrambling (option style QB), injury, throw on run
    Weaknesses (pick 2): arm strength, accuracy 
    Star Rating: 5
    Preferred #: 4
    Second Preferred #s: 11

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    Name'A'amakualenalena Lotulelei
    Position (No ATH): CB
    Height: as tall as possible
    Weight: 180
    Appearance: idc
    Hometown, Vancouver, CA
    Accessories: Randomize me 
    Strengths (pick 3): Speed, Acceleration, Awareness
    Weaknesses (pick 2): Kick Power, Kick Accuracy 
    Star Rating: 5
    Preferred #: 19
    Second Preferred #s: 77

     

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    @acewulf @stinsy @HAFFnHAFF @Kirby @Jumbo @Jamarquan @jared2001usa @SlinkyJr @brightfalls @believer @npklemm @paperllamasunited

     

    UPDATE 1 - First Week of Recruiting

     

    Clayton Uecker

    The #2 rated recruit in the nation. For some reason the game decided he needed to be a JUCO, so guess you get a year out of him lol. His top choices are Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, and Baylor. This pocket passer wants some Big XII action.

     

    Nick Klemm

    The #10 rated croot in the nation and the #3 rated QB. His current top choices are Oklahoma, Texas, and Clemson. It'll be interesting to see if Oklahoma can land one or both of two of the best QBs in the county with them being #1 for Nick and Clayton.

     

    Jake Kirby

    The man with no last name! For some reason the game didn't like Kirby, so this guy is just known as "Jake". But he's ranked #53 in the county and the #2 ranked OLB. His top choices are Notre Dame, Alabama, and Tennessee.

     

    Tyroil Smoochie-Wall 

    The full last name couldn't fit so that's what you get. But he is the #1 RATED CROOT IN THE NATION. His current top choices are Alabama, Wisconsin, and Georgia Tech (?). 

     

    Eric Pope

    The #4 recruit in the nation and the #2 rated QB. Current top choices are Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, and TCU. Man OU is getting looks from all the QBs. 

     

    A'amakualen Lotulelei

    Again, name was too long so you ended up with this guy. The #40 rated prospect in the country but the top ranked CB. His top choices are LSU, Texas, and Boise State, but LSU and Texas are practically tied.

     

    Jamiro Quanzinski

    Ranked #997 in the nation and #35 among FS. Ouch. His tiny size didn't help him. His top three choices are Kansas State, Rutgers, and Buffalo. Shoot for the stars you dwarf. 

     

    Jubreakit Jubawtit

    Currently ranked #169 in the county (Nice.) and #9 for MLBs. Top choices are USC, Arizona State, and Oregon. Ya boy is staying West.

     

    Joe Thomas

    Ole Diamond Joe is looking to stay local. As the #556 croot in the nation and the #104 ranked WR, his top choices are Troy, UAB, and South Alabama.

     

    Dante Laklas

    Dante is currently ranked #133 in the nation and is the #16 DE in the nation. Dante has interests all over the south, with his top choices being TCU, Tulsa, and Arkansas.

     

    Dexter Laboratory

    Dexter apparently stayed in his lab a little too long, since he's ranked #212 in the county and #23 among RBs. However he has big aspirations, with his top choices being Alabama, Notre Dame, and Florida. Were you watching this show when you posted this? Used to love it.

     

    Ligma Nutz

    The only QB from Nevada, Mr. Nutz is ranked # 557 in the country and #28 among QBs. His top choices are Nevada, Fresno State, and SJSU. No interest in Boise or UNLV, sorry Believer. But at least he's a MWC man through and through.

     

     

     

     

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    Damn can't believe a literal GENIUS brick shithouse of a RB didn't garner more interest. 

     

    I wasn't currently watching the show when I thought of it, but I always have Dexter in the back of my head. My absolute favorite cartoon growing up, lotta fond memories watching Dexter.

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    9 hours ago, brightfalls said:

    Damn can't believe a literal GENIUS brick shithouse of a RB didn't garner more interest. 

     

    I wasn't currently watching the show when I thought of it, but I always have Dexter in the back of my head. My absolute favorite cartoon growing up, lotta fond memories watching Dexter.

    I wish you could edit what's important to them when they look for school so I could have made academics the top. Would have been cool for him to be interested in Stanford, Northwestern, etc.

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    @acewulf @stinsy @HAFFnHAFF @Kirby @Jumbo @Jamarquan @jared2001usa @SlinkyJr @brightfalls @believer @npklemm @paperllamasunited

     

    UPDATE 2 - National Signing Day

     

    Clayton Uecker

    Spoiler

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    Clayton wound up getting wooed by Clemson in a big way, with nobody else really even coming close by the end. 

     

    Nick Klemm

    Spoiler

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    I got really excited when I saw this. Klemm is going home. Ball State somehow bodied a slew of Blue Bloods to win the #3 QB in the country and keep him local.

     

    Jake Kirby

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    The One Named Wonder was hotly contested all season and wound up picking Notre Dame over his close second Alabama. Not having a last name seems like something an edgy Notre Dame student would do.

     

    TyroNE Smoochie-Wall 

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    Smoochie-Wall is making the trek from up high in Montana to down low in Baton Rouge. They should be a terror with the #1 recruit in the nation behind their oline.

     

    Eric Pope

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    I mean I guess it had to happen. Eric Pope is taking his rightful place at the head of OU, although OSU tried hard to steal him over to their side. 

     

     

    A'amakualen Lotulelei

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    The only player of the BaPs that I tried to recruit because I desperately needed 3 CBs. Boise was dumping a crap load of points on him though so it wasn't meant to be.

     

    Jamiro Quanzinski

    Spoiler

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    Little Jamiro found himself a home at Syracuse, who wanted to lock down their instate croots. Even the little guys.

     

     

    Jubreakit Jubawtit

    Spoiler

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    The Human Retail Store sign was pursued heavily by out of state schools, but the Sun Devils narrowly won him over at the end. Would have been cool if the Aggies got him tho.

     

    Joe Thomas

    Spoiler

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    Joe was able to follow his dreams and stay local by attending UAB. In fact, his top 3 remained unchanged the entire time.

     

    Dante Laklas

    Spoiler

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    Dante's top two that were neck and neck were Arkansas and Rice. Not sure what the hell the connections between those two are.

     

    Dexter Laboratory

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    Dexter apparently didn't get into his reach schools of Stanford or Northwestern, so he had to settle and wasn't happy about it. He ended up at Florida State but even the school he was most interested in he was barely excited about.

     

    Ligma Nutz

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    When walking to Fresno State's athletic office to sign his letter of intent, he fell into an open manhole and died. 

     

    Looks like most everyone, except for our deceased Ligma who seems to have fallen off the face of the earth, will get some playing time this season. 

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