DescretoBurrito

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DescretoBurrito, "Andy"
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Current position
TitleHead coach
TeamAir Force Falcons
ConferenceAAC
Record7-6
Biographical details
BornScott AFB, Illinois
Coaching career (HC unless noted)
2013 - presentAir Force Falcons
Head coaching record

DescretoBurrito is the inaugural and present head coach of the United State Air Force Academy Falcons.

Early years

Andy was born an Air Force brat, and grew up in many places across two continents. Upon retirement from active duty, his father settled in Colorado Springs, where Andy resides to this day.

Coaching style

Upon accepting the head coaching position at Air Force, Andy was quoted as saying "It really is a natural fit, I grew up watching the games. I already own a house here, so I don't even have to move!" When asked about his coaching style during an interview for Obscure Sports Quarterly, he emphasized the need to keep the ball moving in the right direction, and to be any more specific may have national security implications.

DescretoBurrito

So what in a name? Some say he was bestowed his by a family of chupacabras whom he saved from crypto-poachers in the American southwest. Others say it's just a reference to an obscure TV show. All we know is, he's called the Stig!

NFLHC

DescretoBurrito is know to associate with the Green Bay Packers as Scouting Director.

Awards

2014 CFBHC Admin Award

DescretoBurrito shared with Inspiral and alienufo