TuscanSota

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TuscanSota
Sport(s)North American Football
Current position
TitleUnemployed
Biographical details
BornUnited States of America, North America
Alma mater
  • Baylor University (BBA)
Coaching career (HC unless noted)
2016-PresentHouston Cougars (2016-2017)
Baylor Bears (2018 - 2021)
Head coaching record
Bowls1-2

The legendary TuscanSota is a man beyond recognition. Rumor has it he coached at the University of Houston, where he learned the art of bag-slapping. By slapping a bag before each football game, Tuscan guaranteed victory for the Cougars.

He then ventured north to his alma-mater to coach the Baylor Bears. Because Baylor is a dry campus, Tuscan gave up his talents of bag-slapping and instead enjoy the cool, refreshing taste of Snapple(TM).

During the 2021st Season of College Football, Tuscan broke down in his office, and decided to resign as coach of the Baylor Bears. Since then, he has wandered the country, seeking the answers to life, liberty, and college football. He has consulted with various teams around the world, teaching them the art of bag-slapping and how to play American Football.